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No need to apologize. During my first holidays without my wife, I wanted to be alone. It was hard to be around anyone but my children and grandchildren.
There were times on Thursday I went to the bathroom just so I could be alone.

Of course, there's only so much time you can spend there at someone else's house! 🙄😅
 
It's a song by Neil Young, about a past love, and longing to see them again. At least that's how I've interpreted it. But a special love - could be a spouse, but maybe not, could be the one that got away, or just one you've always fondly remembered.

His version is good, but this one's better.

@Liliana23
I love this rendition! 🥰🥰
 
So I laughed at the Santa caption.

But not at you or your words, of course. We’re glad to have ya back, Lil. Think of us as your extended fam. (Yeah, dysfunction n all! 😂), but we love ya and we will always have your 6 (military… we got your back)
You're all good, W! I was hoping to get some laughs from that one! I thought it was pretty funny! 😅😅
 
No blanching with pressing. It may have faded in the past few weeks or months. I didn't keep a visual record. No pain, but sometimes it itched slightly. My PCP is at a corporate clinic, the type of chain that spends on the office instead of the care. I may wait for a new PCP next year. My previous PCP was more competent with a cheap rundown office but I couldn't take the hourlong waits at appointments.
That's the problem with Healthcare here. It's run on metrics by insurance companies. Good providers will impoverish themselves by spending whatever time it takes on their patients. Consequently, it increases wait time for everyone. Others will stick to the 10-15 minutes allocated by the insurance companies.

I go to a clinic called One Medical Seniors. I like their model, I can choose my provider, and I don’t feel rushed.
 
Stairs are useful, but elevators are really next level.

I’m working on a machine that can read minds. I’d love to hear your thoughts on it.

A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.

The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I looked at the therapist and said, “Divorce is strong with this one!”

What do you call an imaginary colour? A pigment of your imagination.

Archaeologists are always broke because their careers lie in ruins.

When math teachers retire, how do they deal with the aftermath?

Do people who climb the world’s highest mountain ever rest?

I wasn’t originally going to get a transplant, but then I had a change of heart.

I’m having so much trouble getting a pair of camouflage pants; I can never seem to find any.

My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere. It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away.
 
At first I thought, "Who's cutting down a tree on Thanksgiving Saturday?"

After a solid 30 minutes I realized "it's some a****** with a leaf blower."

I think he must have cleared his whole lawn!

Thankfully, we now return you to our regular programming.. and the Serene Saturday silence as it should be IMO.
In France, there are guidelines, amendable at a local level, as to when you can use noisy machinery in your garden. Generally Monday to Saturday 10-12 and 2-6 and Sunday not really at all but, if you must 10-12 only. Failure to follow these rules can lead to the local Mayor knocking on your door to remind you of your civic responsibilities.
 
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