>>> Your One-Line Naughty Confessional <<<

[Wild_Honey_66]

I arranged for a lunch, dinner and then a movie with a woman...because she said she'd only have sex after the third date....

loophole!

now Honey is the one smiling. hope you have a wonderful time!

 

[Kelleebabes]

I arranged for a lunch, dinner and then a movie with a woman...because she said she'd only have sex after the third date....

Clever!!I
I do enjoy your spirit of the game...

 

[indyhoosier54]

I 'may' have indulged myself a time or two at work...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I may or may not have gotten a good fingering while sitting in a stock tank in back of Tractor Supply yesterday.

*halo*

 

[ViciousTease]

I may or may not have gotten a good fingering while sitting in a stock tank in back of Tractor Supply yesterday.

*halo*

I'm totally crushing on WH now.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I'm totally crushing on WH now.

Lol can't lie, I am too. And I sort of want to hit up the local Tractor Supply now.

 

[Pennyshub]

Climb on ladies...climb on and ride

I'm willing to help if the ladies are to much for you texas cop

 

[tolyk]

I am absolutely a sex addict.

 

[ponydriver]

I may or may not have gotten a good fingering while sitting in a stock tank in back of Tractor Supply yesterday.

*halo*

You just have to love a Tractor Supply rendezvous.

 

[Violetvixen1]

I have been naked in bed 90% of the day today.

 

[texas cop]

Let a beautiful woman off the hook today for wearing an oh so sexy, cleavage bearing top.

 

[ydahecnot]

I tore the tag off

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm actually okay with man-boobs as long as they're not bigger than mine.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I was only going to edge, but the lawnmower had other ideas

 

[ydahecnot]

I finished, but not the vacuuming.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think I may have scared off my latest crush.

 

[Dogma52]

I think I may have scared off my latest crush.

His loss!

 

[ShinyNewbie]

I think I may have scared off my latest crush.

Are you taking applications?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

His loss!

Are you taking applications?

With a smile like that, you're a shoo-in!

 

[DarkSimian]

I have had more phone sex in the last week than real sex in the last month

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have had more phone sex in the last week than real sex in the last month

Phone sex with the right partner can be better than real sex with the wrong one.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

I have had more real sex in the last week than I've had in 13 years.

 

[DarkSimian]

Phone sex with the right partner can be better than real sex with the wrong one.

I have certainly found the right partner; I can't wait to try the real thing with her

 

[DarkSimian]

I have had more real sex in the last week than I've had in 13 years.

I offered......

 

[numeniusa]

I have had more real sex in the last week than I've had in 13 years.

And have you been reporting in to Simon's "Did you get laid" thread?

Details, we need details... *giggles*