B Beck31 Literotica Guru Joined Jul 4, 2012 Posts 4,445 Jan 1, 2014 #1 A) "Oh feck. The blooming Durex broke." B) "Oh crap. My parents are home early." Both of those actually have come from personal experience.
A) "Oh feck. The blooming Durex broke." B) "Oh crap. My parents are home early." Both of those actually have come from personal experience.
SimplyMsT Independently Owned Joined Sep 8, 2013 Posts 10,304 Jan 1, 2014 #3 Dogma52 said: I love babies! Click to expand... LOL I was caught up on the word intercourse ... Do people really still say that?
Dogma52 said: I love babies! Click to expand... LOL I was caught up on the word intercourse ... Do people really still say that?
wombat9966 Cute Fuzzy Aussie Joined Sep 18, 2012 Posts 7,380 Jan 1, 2014 #4 When you are balls deep you really do not want to hear "Is it in yet"
Weaseldiesel a fuck i give not Joined Jun 17, 2006 Posts 4,392 Jan 1, 2014 #5 It's an interesting fact I got from the STD clinic!
luvthedesserts luvherdesserts Joined May 23, 2012 Posts 10,103 Jan 1, 2014 #6 I actually call it, "knocking the stucco off the ceiling," but to each their own I guess. per OP's question: Now I remember why we stopped having sex.
I actually call it, "knocking the stucco off the ceiling," but to each their own I guess. per OP's question: Now I remember why we stopped having sex.
J jaybeem Virgin Joined Sep 12, 2012 Posts 9 Jan 1, 2014 #8 bad words I'd lose my erection when hot and heavy sex, and nasty adult dirty mindedness, describes "F---ing, and my throbbing c--k, with, "having INTERCOURSE, and MY PENIS!!.
bad words I'd lose my erection when hot and heavy sex, and nasty adult dirty mindedness, describes "F---ing, and my throbbing c--k, with, "having INTERCOURSE, and MY PENIS!!.
E Eclectic2012 Literotica Guru Joined Jun 2, 2012 Posts 1,192 Jan 1, 2014 #9 So, do you think I should paint these walls a darker green?
wombat9966 Cute Fuzzy Aussie Joined Sep 18, 2012 Posts 7,380 Jan 2, 2014 #10 when the lights are out and you put your penis in her hand and she says "No, I'll smoke after sex".
Dogma52 Professional Lurker Joined Nov 1, 2010 Posts 15,934 Jan 2, 2014 #13 Did you know there are 234 tiles in the ceiling?
T trojank Guest Jan 2, 2014 #14 anything from that prick David Cameron ,,,.....put me off my stroke lol
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 30,363 Jan 2, 2014 #15 "Hold on, I need to call my mother."
Privates1stClass Literotica Guru Joined May 11, 2009 Posts 650 Jan 2, 2014 #18 I think I'm ovulating.
T Thandi Literotica Guru Joined Jan 6, 2013 Posts 10,371 Jan 2, 2014 #19 Oh Baby Baby...let's have hot, dirty intercourse!
LiveFromKorea Really Really Experienced Joined Mar 9, 2013 Posts 444 Jan 2, 2014 #20 Hold on, I think I got a text.
luvthedesserts luvherdesserts Joined May 23, 2012 Posts 10,103 Jan 2, 2014 #21 Okay, hurry before this Bieber song is over.
wombat9966 Cute Fuzzy Aussie Joined Sep 18, 2012 Posts 7,380 Jan 2, 2014 #22 I apologize in advance for anyone that may find this offensive, Consider this your warning. Wow yours feels smaller than Daddy's.
I apologize in advance for anyone that may find this offensive, Consider this your warning. Wow yours feels smaller than Daddy's.
Ready4change Really Experienced Joined Dec 17, 2013 Posts 110 Jan 2, 2014 #23 Wow! That was great...you get yours??
engineer_in_pa landscaper, sofa material Joined Mar 18, 2013 Posts 3,402 Jan 2, 2014 #24 - Ohh Carl!! you feel sooo goood!!! - Who's Carl?
Ellafun Just Visiting This Planet Joined Jan 12, 2010 Posts 12,697 Jan 2, 2014 #25 "Honey, I'm hooome!"