WJ's Bottom Desk Drawer

[Mei5ter]

Exaaaaactly. I’m not scared.

*sighs, and unpacks the TENS machine

 

[MedicalMuse]

*sighs, and unpacks the TENS machine

Still not scared.

 

[Mei5ter]

Still not scared.

Scared? I don't think I could scare you if I tried. I was just thinking of fun ways to spend a Tuesday morning!

(Why doesn't Lit have an electrodes emoji??)

 

[jason28053]

I don’t have any drawers on my current desk, but my bottom dresser drawer contains lingerie, sex toys, lube, and chocolate. And a set of ropes! I forgot those. The whisky and bourbon sit on top .

Chocolate being the most important?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Scared? I don't think I could scare you if I tried. I was just thinking of fun ways to spend a Tuesday morning!

(Why doesn't Lit have an electrodes emoji??)

Probably true. I'm more interested in hairbrushes

 

[jason28053]

Probably true. I'm more interested in hairbrushes

please elaborate MM

 

[Mr_bogey]

Hmm... seems the crying Duke kid had to go. I understand. Let's see if any of these crying Duke adults make the cut.
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I hope you got to see the "This is why Duke sucks" video by Peter Rosenberg. For some reason, the original is no longer available (it's private) and Part II isn't nearly as funny.

 

[ydahecnot]

I hope you got to see the "This is why Duke sucks" video by Peter Rosenberg. For some reason, the original is no longer available (it's private) and Part II isn't nearly as funny.

I think a lot of the Dook hate has its roots in Christian Laettner (and boy, was his pro career mediocre…hehe)

 

[Mei5ter]

Probably true. I'm more interested in hairbrushes

How did you know what lives in my other desk drawer??

 

[Mr_bogey]

Did someone mention this:
https://gfycat.com/WhoppingGleefulEnglishsetter

 

[barefootgirl69]

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This is me!

 

[beachbaby179]

A wacky waving inflatable tube man is always good for a smile.

https://imgur.com/a/ygr3E2D

I bought myself one of these. A white one. I put it out at Halloween with up lighting. Like a ghost. Then I put it out again after snowstorms with orange duct tape for a carrot nose. My neighbors all think I'm insane. Ask me if I care...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Among dumb stuff that makes me smile, fairground organ arrangements of pop music must be near the top of the list.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

And after a stressful day of long and sometimes angry meetings: Aziraphale dancing the Gavotte.

https://imgur.com/a/Jp2qVyU

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Home from a contentious, cantakerous, confounding meeting.
Time for some Golden Age musicals.

https://imgur.com/a/39GI8NE

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I finished my dinner, but had a few fries left. Out of habit, I called out to my dog (who had to be put down 2 weeks ago) to see if he wanted them.
I miss my puppy.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I finished my dinner, but had a few fries left. Out of habit, I called out to my dog (who had to be put down 2 weeks ago) to see if he wanted them.
I miss my puppy.

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[LadyLascivious1]

I don’t have any drawers on my current desk, but my bottom dresser drawer contains lingerie, sex toys, lube, and chocolate. And a set of ropes! I forgot those. The whisky and bourbon sit on top .

I don’t have desk drawers, but my nightstand is a double card catalog. Yep, I’m that nerdy and that salacious that I have 30 drawers to organize filthy accoutrements

And I see your Lego Tardis, and raise you a Lego Harry Potter Knight Bus.

But does your Knight Bus have lights like mine? And a 7,000 piece Hogwarts to go with it?

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Sounds like I should expect you at my house soon?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I don’t have desk drawers, but my nightstand is a double card catalog. Yep, I’m that nerdy and that salacious that I have 30 drawers to organize filthy accoutrements

We need to discuss this at length.

But does your Knight Bus have lights like mine? And a 7,000 piece Hogwarts to go with it?


Sounds like I should expect you at my house soon?

 

[jason28053]

I don’t have desk drawers, but my nightstand is a double card catalog. Yep, I’m that nerdy and that salacious that I have 30 drawers to organize filthy accoutrements


But does your Knight Bus have lights like mine? And a 7,000 piece Hogwarts to go with it?


Sounds like I should expect you at my house soon?

30 drawers? Are they numbered for each day of the month?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

There's a benefit to being boring.
I broke my glasses last night. But because I'm fairly dull and predictable, I've been getting the same shape/model frames for years. So I just had to pop my current lenses out and put them in a pair of old frames and I'm good to go!

 

[MedicalMuse]

There's a benefit to being boring.
I broke my glasses last night. But because I'm fairly dull and predictable, I've been getting the same shape/model frames for years. So I just had to pop my current lenses out and put them in a pair of old frames and I'm good to go!

That is the best

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I dig this thread! Also I want a Bun-Jesus.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

That is the best

The only downside is that I need to be wearing glasses in order to see to fix my glasses. So when I say "I" had to just pop my lenses out and put them in the old frames, what I really mean is that my wife did that for me.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just finished watching History of the World Part II, and the trailer for "JC Resurrection" was fucking hilarious.