which fictional character are you most like?

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

The Count of Monte Cristo. I never forget even the merest slight and have waited years to fuck up people who insulted me trivially.

 

[Erodicus]

Bassanio in The Merchant of Venice. A devoted lover, I've always had a yen for assertive and articulate women like Portia. I find hot blooded Mediterranean, Middle Eastern and Indian women irresistible and so rewarding in bed.

 

[Ciceri]

Wendel "Bud" White - L.A. Confidential

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I used to like Ellroy but his work is uneven. LAConfidential is full of holes

I met him. He called me a faggot. I no longer respect him.

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