What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing enough ropes to tie up King Kong...

 

[Malcolm_79]

I'm not wearing a woman on my face

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing that one thing, you know the one, it has those purple stripes with the blue parts and that one little yellow star, it's kinda soft but also still firm. Yeah, that thing, you know what I'm talking about.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a red tuxedo

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a "take me to your leader" shirt

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a "take me to your leather" shirt

FIFY and Brenda

 

[Bojackennedy]

Rainbow suspenders and a Mario hat

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a pink nylon unitard.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a bottomhat.

 

[DirtyMarine]

I’m not wearing my tool belt anymore. Of course I’m not wearing any clothes either.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm not wearing (what's considered) proper undergarments

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing body butter

Because I'm not a turkey..

 

[Vivacious_in_the_TxHills]

I’m not wearing rose colored glasses

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a bone around my neck. Because I tried it, & the dog wouldn't even play with me!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing x-ray glasses

Although, it's not a bad idea...

 

[cypressknee]

Clothes

 

[jenni_bean]

A bra

 

[curious_slut]

I'm not wearing a band tee.

 

[cypressknee]

A bra

I don’t belive you

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing my shirt upside down. How would that even work?

 

[DirtyMarine]

Anything except my glasses

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @EctoJohn ’s shirt the proper way.

 

[BrendaBear]

Am not wearing @LustyScribe ‘s bone necklace.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing gym clothes stolen from @BrendaD 's laundry.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing the filthy clothes I was using in the garden today.