Things you wish existed

[DesEsseintes]

Better sanitation, worldwide, better sanitation. World peace will follow

You've clearly never been at my mother's house at Christmas. The suppressed rage in the bathroom queue has to be seen to be believed. If she dug a hole in the ground outside we might end up with cholera but we'd be a hell of a lot happier.

 

[makinmepurr]

A clearance sale on Sybians

 

[funluvinaj]

A clearance sale on Sybians

Yes please!!!

 

[BigJimSlade9]

A frying pan like in the cartoons. So you could slam idiots in the face with them and shock the fucking hell out of them without doing any real damage. Just so you can let them know that they're being idiots. It's like violent-venting without the jail time.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

the person I thought he was..

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

also, a detachable pussy for ease of shaving and...self-servicing

 

[WetBiMoose]

also, a detachable pussy for ease of shaving and...self-servicing

A video of that for scientific study purposes....

 

[funluvinaj]

A man (one in particular) in my bed

 

[SherlockianMan]

Some one, I think it was Neil Gaiman, wrote a short story about a recreational drug that let you change sex when you used it, but the effects wore off after awhile. I think that could be fun.

 

[wombat9966]

The portable hole like in the cartoons. Make it easy to get from one place to another fast and quick. Boy do I have some destinations in mind.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

A 3rd day to the weekend

Calorie-free cocktails

An entire season of 70-80 degree weather

 

[BradBigBrain]

A man (one in particular) in my bed

Pick me!!

 

[makinmepurr]

the person I thought he was..

Yes, this.

 

[Passthebeer]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Backdoor_Bella
the person I thought he was..
Yes, this.

This made me laugh but then I though damn we've all been there

Id really enjoy a rocketpack at the moment

 

[Eclectic2012]

If I'm being serious: tolerance
For fun: the ACME company that sold all the neat stuff to the Road Runner.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

a dog that doesn't poop

 

[Sidney_1]

More direct travel without additional costs. An uber fast, reelable train system along the east coat.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Reasonably priced education

 

[makinmepurr]

An unbreakable heart.

 

[Katiehottie]

True Love

 

[The_end_man]

sleeping in

 

[jackflash81]

A crystal ball to help in difficult times!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A crystal ball to help in difficult times!

Does a hug help at all? {{{{{Jack}}}}}

 

[ACV]

Teleportation.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Never ending summers