Things you wish existed

[Trimjob69]

You know what they say...

Wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

A quicker route to the Florida beaches. I so want to go. And I want to get there quick !

 

[cole4258]

Transporter. Yes like in Star Trek.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

a mute button on my sister

 

[pvt_addiction]

Having a neuralyzer from Men in Black could be interesting...

http:/http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuralyzer/

 

[livnmylife]

a mute button on my sister

I'd like one for two sisters and my mother.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

0 calorie beer.

Let's be clear here though, zero calorie beer that has the alcohol content and taste of good beer.

As I recall, they have "low calorie beer" or something, and it's tastes like piss.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Time Turner....Like in Harry Potter...

 

[RUlookingup]

Bullshit detectors.....to sniff out liars....they would put politicians out of business.

 

[MrEd63]

A guilt remover

 

[gr8one23]

The island from "LOST"

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I had this strange idea when I was younger..

like some kind of pill that would create new layer of skin underneath your fat layer, it would take a few months to be complete, but then you could just unzip the top layer and step out of the old skin and extra fat. underneath was a new layer of skin with no wrinkles or scars

I should probably get a patent on that idea, now that I've shared it haha

 

[feistyphoenix]

a unicorn and Pegasus


yeah, i went there.

 

[OzoneRed]

X-ray glasses.

Yeah, I'm a dirty old man. And proud of it.

 

[makinmepurr]

An app that would enable us to climb through the phone to whomever we are talking/texting/skypeing with.

 

[luv1]

A machine that could duplicate myself so I can be in more places than one.... Though I know the first thing I'd do with another me would be a jump into bed and fuck

 

[luv1]

A machine that could duplicate myself so I can be in more places than one.... Though I know the first thing I'd do with another me would be a jump into bed and fuck

Then wait for the gf.... And jump into bed and fuck

 

[lakesailer_mi]

X-ray glasses.

Yeah, I'm a dirty old man. And proud of it.

Wait, you mean those ones in the back of the comic books don't work?!?!?

Awwww man....


I wish a way to go back and fix mistakes existed.

 

[NotHisLady]

3-D virtual reality interactive entertainment and communication that lets you seem to actually 'be' there with all 5 senses

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

A woman that was chasing after me aggressively - for stalking purposes and not Restraining Order purposes....

 

[Dogma52]

3-D virtual reality interactive entertainment and communication that lets you seem to actually 'be' there with all 5 senses

Count me in! ( from Sturgis).

 

[AwesomeAddison]

A holodeck.

 

[Killer_Queen]

Teleportation

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

A hoverboard! It's almost 2015 dammit

LMAO, I read this post to my wife and got the expected reply.


"Where's my fucking jetpack, they promised I'd have one by 2000."

At least part of the language is because she has lived with an old sailor for several years.

 

[funluvinaj]

Some great answers!!!

A machine that you went into, slept for 30 minutes and it was equivalent to a full night's sleep.