The unappreciated limerick

[CharleneBarr]

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were trapped so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let's flee!"
Said the flea, "Let's fly!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

my addition -

A flea and a fly in a flue…

“…now ’ang about, ’old it you two !

I’ve seen you before,

’ere’s me fist, there’s the door,

now gerrout of it ! bugger off, shoo !” ​

 

[SimonDoom]

It's Sunday; I should go to Mass.
But Jane's in my bed, so alas,
I can't help but give in,
Though I know it's a sin,
So I'll pray and confess to her ass.

 

[CharleneBarr]

On the website @arsecrack.com

I found an mpeg. of my mom;

I wuz really annoyed

at the methods employed

'cos I’d sent it to Fetish&Dom.​

 

[TarnishedPenny]

On the website @arsecrack.com

I found an mpeg. of my mom;

I wuz really annoyed

at the methods employed

'cos I’d sent it to Fetish&Dom.​

Brilliant!

 

[CharleneBarr]

Thanks!

 

[CharleneBarr]

Last Christmas Lolita said, “You

should know I’m forbidden to screw.”

so, adjusting his dress,

Santa said, “Well, I guess

the Meccano set isn’t for you ?”​

 

[CharleneBarr]

Well, it's been a while, so -

The metric system is Heaven
for someone constructed like Bevan,
whose 3" prong
was never thought long
'til converted to 7.7​

 

[AlinaX]

A young starlet once on a dare
Had a Hollywood wax to be bare
But the stage lights next day
Caught her in a new way
And dazzled the stalls with the glare