The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[Plasmaball]

They have a kids museum in OR now. I don't think it was there 25 years ago.

That could work

 

[Plasmaball]

Therapy was interesting to say the least.

 

[TwinkleStars]

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?


"Thanks for coming!"

 

[Plasmaball]

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?


"Thanks for coming!"

Booooooo

 

[thør]

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?


"Thanks for coming!"

LOL, a dad-joke.

 

[Plasmaball]

Whelp time to find a new agent because fuck that crap.

 

[silver gurl]

February was so warm a coat was not needed.
March has been freezing. Snowstorm is coming in. Damn

 

[Sean]

Doing the front wheel bearing on the Jag. Could not get the fucker out, galvanic corrosion is a bastard. Saw a couple of lads on Youtube use a trick, worked like a charm. I am unbelievably happy.

 

[Plasmaball]

If you are gonna sell houses you don't have a cut off time for your phone in this market. Get a work phone and just ignore it till the next day.
That's why you lost a client.

 

[spacekowboy]

A lady friend of mine just got her real estate license.

She's my homegirl.

 

[butters]

working outdoors today was lovely, even if it was windy. we didn't clear things away properly at the end of last season, but things are looking tickety boo now and ready to start potting up sprouters and starting off other stuff

 

[thør]

Planked silver salmon and bacon wrapped asparagus for dinner. Yummmmmm.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Probably old news for you now, Fata, but...you know what time it is come August. We back up.

The teaser trailer is...alright. Nothing really new making my ass shake. I'm withholding judgement until the movie drops. Supporting my diehard franchise no matter what, but Alvarez is solid as a horror director so far.

 

[thør]

Have binged the first season of Resident Alien this weekend.

Aliens are similar, in a way.

 

[thør]

What does the 300 have that the 250 doesn't?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1772047274350092288

Homeboy totally ate that. He deserves to eat all the fatty foods he's been abstaining from for a week.

 

[silver gurl]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1772047274350092288

Homeboy totally ate that. He deserves to eat all the fatty foods he's been abstaining from for a week.

I watched it live. It was incredible.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm so exhausted. Insomnia is really kicking my ass hard.

 

[Plasmaball]

I'm so exhausted. Insomnia is really kicking my ass hard.

Close your eyes...?

Plasmaball..giving useless advice since 2002

 

[TwinkleStars]

I finally did get some good sleep. I feel so much better now

 

[someplace]

trying to catch up on this thread for about 10 pages reminds me of old the Laugh-In Wall.

 

[butters]

wow, major Baltimore bridge collapsed after cargo ship hit support...BIG mess

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/c...1&cvid=0e6d11c7011d476388086533c19906e9&ei=18

 

[silver gurl]

wow, major Baltimore bridge collapsed after cargo ship hit support...BIG mess

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/c...1&cvid=0e6d11c7011d476388086533c19906e9&ei=18

Horrifying

 

[thør]

Horrifying

Indeed, shit happens fast.

 

[Plasmaball]

Stomach is still bothering me. Everything I eat causes a problem. Even salads..salads.