The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[pete]

Thanks, pete.

And Merry Christmas.

thanks, merry christmas to you my friend.
:hug:

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Re: that squat gif...she's Instagram "dat ass" sensation Jen Selter, a fitness trainer who works out of New York and Boston...and supposedly she's got America's hottest butt right now.

Is it bad that I've not yet put clothes on?

Only if you have to be at work in five minutes.

 

[Debbie]

5 30 am New Zealand Christmas morning and the ph rings.

There's a grandchilds voice.

Yelling.

"Guess what Santa bought me?"

"Tell me."

"An alarm clock."

Bloody Santa.

 

[pointless]

Is it bad that I've not yet put clothes on?

lucky. i had to put on pants to fix the garage door. stupid misaligned safety sensors.

 

[pointless]

word.

 

[thør]

lucky. i had to put on pants to fix the garage door. stupid misaligned safety sensors.

The feds are looking out for your safety!

 

[Wings]

Put my Wigwam socks on and thankfully my toes are ok. -23. Tha fuck, winter, tha fuck.

 

[lovetoread]

It was 60 in jersey yesterday. It's 36 now. Fuckers.

 

[unregistered]

 

[ryan8558]

For those that celebrate it

For those that celebrate something else

For those that don't celebrate

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Today I completed my snooty snowman with twig arms. He has three fingered hands. I made a twig broom for him.
I doubt any child below the age of twelve today in America has seen a twig broom. I saw one once. Handcrafted.
Why did they give Frosty the Snowman a broom? Because of an echo from the bad old days of the ancient patriarchy.
St. Nicholas is blamed for Christmas. He saved young women from a life of shame by giving them money for a dowry.
Marry and be raped and beaten by one man and his family, or stay single and be raped and beaten by all and sundry.

Which was a rotten joke. In the days of St. Nicholas, no woman was safe from rape. It is no wonder that the people
of those days enjoyed bear baiting and executions in the public square. Life was an never ending list of horrors.

Life was a numbed and shocked mind, and a painful physical experience. Thankfully, this brutal life full of trauma was short.

I posed a question to myself- Would telling a child about a Santa Claus who would beat you with a stick, be child abuse ?

There is the Christmas message that was lost- The carrot that society offers- Obey and you will get gifts. The stick
that society threatens with- You will suffer pain, loss, and shame if you rebel against the rules.

I am thankful to live in 2013, and not 1013. This world may be a madhouse, but it is less mad than it was.

(Children do not know what coal is! Lumps of coal are no longer available. When I was in first grade, we had a coal- fired furnace at school.)

 

[Lorilei]

Is it bad that I've not yet put clothes on?

Neither have I.

 

[anchoredinocean]

I put a sock over my penis. That's pretty good so far.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's the holiday season for smiles.

 

[pointless]

Christmas is a fun time
It is a fun time every December
It is also a joy month
I like this holiday a lot

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas

Christmas is a fun time to get gifts
People stay home for the holidays
They spend time with their children
That's what it is all about

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas

Christmas makes people feel right at home
Christmas gives me harmonization
Christmas is Jesus Christ's birthday
That's what it is all about in the mix

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas

Allstate, you're in good hands

 

[dolf]

if santa comes down my chimney I will give him a blowie.

 

[neci]

a blowie?

all i want for christmas is for santa to dick me down.

 

[lovetoread]

I could use some smiles for the holidays.

 

[dolf]

a blowie?

all i want for christmas is for santa to dick me down.

sometimes I wake up and I just want to fondle and suck.

 

[Fata Morgana]

a blowie?

all i want for christmas is for santa to dick me down.

I'd settle for one of the reindeers.

 

[neci]

sometimes I wake up and I just want to fondle and suck.

i understand. i want my hair played with. to be petted while sucking and fondling.

I'd settle for one of the reindeers.

oh my.

 

[Fata Morgana]

i understand. i want my hair played with. to be petted while sucking and fondling.



oh my.

I know. Too far.

 

[anchoredinocean]

I'd just like to have some cunt on my face for Christmas.

And no, not you, Fata.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd just like to have some cunt on my face for Christmas.

And no, not you, Fata.

With that beard, you kinda have. Well, seventies porn style cunt anyhow.

 

[neci]

I know. Too far.

i've image searched penis then sausage. sausage goes better with cheese, unless you really are that kinky.