The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[Evil Alpaca]

Well, I can't get you laid... but here's a big Logo *squeezie* for you, Furry! And a couple of nice big es as well!

I read the first part of that . . .

"I can't get you laid . . . "

and the first thing that came to mind was,

". . . but I can save you money on your car insurance."

I've seen too many Geico commericials. Sigh.

But thanks!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I read the first part of that . . .

"I can't get you laid . . . "

and the first thing that came to mind was,

". . . but I can save you money on your car insurance."

I've seen too many Geico commericials. Sigh.

But thanks!

Is that a gecko in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[SweetVA]

Is that a gecko in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Here again.. not many prospects for today. A gecko might be fun! (I didn't really say that, did I??)

VA

 

[logophile]

Thought I was going to get laid today, but now I'm not...

 

[ElizabethWest]

Thought I was going to get laid today, but now I'm not...

So sorry Logo dear. I'm not getting laid today either. My soon-to-be ex is moving his things out today...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Yep, still here today.

 

[sophia jane]

still here too. not going anywhere for a long time, I think

SJ

 

[RavenousRae]

None for me.

 

[amraam840]

damn, if i'd have seen this thread sooner, i'd have a custom tagline under my name by now.

and as for today, bleh.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Morning shift punching in. Prospects poor.

 

[logophile]

Not getting laid today...
How long will it take for me to get a passport, arrange childcare, find a back-up for my midwifery, save the money for a plane ticket and get to Canada?
That's how long it will be before I get laid again.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Morning shift punching in. Prospects poor.

Ditto

 

[~photoguy~]

Morning shift punching in. Prospects poor.

*owwwwwie* dayumm E'beth you have a wicked right jab

prospects are nil here too <pout>

 

[sophia jane]

Not getting any here either.

SJ

 

[tolyk]

Well.. I was supposed to get laid yesterday... oh well.. another couple months.. *shrug*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hubby was supposed to come over this weekend, but he was snowed in. He's promised to make another try in 2 weeks. If he doesn't make it, I'll have to wait until July.

 

[haldir]

still none 4 me tho it was kind a spooky wn ma x picked up the kids she was hittin on me!

how sad am i - still cant see anyone to make me feel the same

 

[Just-Legal]

Gah.... I'm LIVING with mine and I can't get laid - he's on nights.

*muttermuttermutter*

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Imagine that. Still here.

 

[Celtic Princess]

Yep, me too.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Gah.... I'm LIVING with mine and I can't get laid - he's on nights.

*muttermuttermutter*

I have that problem too most of the time. Not today though

 

[ElizabethWest]

I have that problem too most of the time. Not today though

Get off this thread loverboy. You don't qualify today.

 

[~photoguy~]

Hubby was supposed to come over this weekend, but he was snowed in. He's promised to make another try in 2 weeks. If he doesn't make it, I'll have to wait until July.

holy shyte ... that sounds harsh

lets hope he can make it in two weeks

where the hell is he ?? Space Station ?

 

[RavenousRae]

I'm still around as well, probably will be awhile.

 

[moonlight elf]

Imagine that i'm here again...