The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[angelicminx]

all we need to do is combine our tables .... problem solved

Would that be a private party or could anyone join?

 

[~photoguy~]

Would that be a private party or could anyone join?

mmmmmm ... luv to have you join the party ... eliminate the need to post on "this" thread

 

[angelicminx]

mmmmmm ... luv to have you join the party ... eliminate the need to post on "this" thread

Ohhh... anything for you baby!

 

[Guest]

8 days and im hoping i wont be able to walk for many days after...

 

[tolyk]

8 days and im hoping i wont be able to walk for many days after...

... break a leg?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

8 days and im hoping i wont be able to walk for many days after...

I want to be a fly on the wall when you explain to your new boss just how come you're in a wheel chair.



~lucky

 

[Guest]

I want to be a fly on the wall when you explain to your new boss just how come you're in a wheel chair.



~lucky

"Jason, im so sorry that i have to report to work in a wheelchair but my girlfriend fucked me senseless...i hope you can understand."

 

[lucky-E-leven]

"Jason, im so sorry that i have to report to work in a wheelchair but my girlfriend fucked me senseless...i hope you can understand."

I love it!

Wonder what ole' Jason's response would be.

~lucky

 

[SweetVA]

I didn't get laid today either.
Or yesterday.
Or the day before that.

OK, well it's been a really long time.
Now, where are all those AA batteries again?

We packed them. Have you found that box yet?

VA

 

[SweetVA]

Still haven't gotten laid.

And my older sister walked in on me having phone sex last night just as I was on the verge of an orgasm.

Grrr...
I'm givin' it all I got Cap'n, I don't know how much longer she'll hold...

Oh, my gosh.... I am SO sorry!

VA

 

[ElizabethWest]

Day 33 and no prospects...

 

[nikkijames]

**sigh**

I'm still hanging in there with the best of ya

 

[ElizabethWest]

**sigh**

I'm still hanging in there with the best of ya

Glad to have some company...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Here . . . again.

 

[logophile]

dayumm thats a nasty case of coitus interrupptus

sorry Logo .. hope the next phone call is better (lock that door!)

It was locked. She used the spare key.

 

[~photoguy~]

It was locked. She used the spare key.

wow ... industrious sis .. geez

 

[carsonshepherd]

I couldn't get laid right now even if I tried... too sleepy, and those 2 margaritas knocked me flat. I might take a little nap and see if something comes up later...

 

[Guest]

Only

7 days
to go.

 

[ElizabethWest]

34 days and counting. And unfortunately mine isn't a countdown like Vella's.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I didn't get laid yesterday, but I did drink margaritas.

Today, I will probably get laid but I have a hangover.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

7 days
to go.

Tease!

(I promise all of you, you won't have to deal with this braggart most of the week of 11-20.)



~lucky

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Here again . . .

 

[English Lady]

*thinks* I've not been laid in 5 days.

Happens once a month for about a week. I deal with it (just) and look forward to it ending *L*


Hello all

 

[Svenskaflicka]

5 months since my last fuck. And my vibrator is broken.

 

[logophile]

Hi all!

Still not laid.

Still have the flu!

Still whiney!