The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[CWatson]

I had technical difficulties.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

nopety-nope.

 

[NaokoSmith]

nopety-nope.

Oh dear! but I'm sure all the cramps and discomfort will not go to waste and that you soon will be.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Actually I'm really hoping our new cat, who sneaked out and stopped out all day yesterday, is either spayed or did not get laid.

 

[Handley_Page]

"To a New Yorker like yourself, a Hero is some kind of weird sandwich, not some nut who goes up against three tigers!"

Even if I were to meet someone today, and get positive waves from her, and got something started, I'm still (probably) not sleeping with her today.

You really need to get laid on the first date?
Good Luck, mate

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You really need to get laid on the first date?
Good Luck, mate

No... that was saying the opposite.

And I still haven't gotten laid...

 

[Handley_Page]

No... that was saying the opposite.

And I still haven't gotten laid...

Neither did I, but in your case, I'd suggest starting off with halves and working up to Pints, so to speak.

 

[Ezpickins]

Nope, not yet. aint skeered, probability is high.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Neither did I, but in your case, I'd suggest starting off with halves and working up to Pints, so to speak.

What are you talking about?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

And of course none of the women that I emailed through dating sites recently actually even looked at my profile, let alone answered my emails...

 

[Handley_Page]

What are you talking about?

Sorry.
It's a quote from an English TV advert that's passed into the language.

I meant, go slow and work up to it.

 

[CWatson]

Well, I was going to on Saturday... But I couldn't get it up. u_u

But good news is that the gal wasn't too put out by it and we're supposed to try it again tomorrow!

(And it's her first time too. Like, ever. Wish me luck!)

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Not today. Not yesterday. Not six months ago, either.

I'm still looking forward to tomorrow.

 

[slyc_willie]

She had a headache.

No, really.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Not yet...

 

[Handley_Page]

Not here either.

 

[sirhugs]

the days are long, the years are short (borrowed from Gretchen Rubin, The Happiness Project, in a context she likely never thought of...or did she? the lil chipmunk cheeked vixen...)

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wish...

No, really, I wish I would get laid again. It would brighten up my mood for a month afterward.

 

[SweetMaj]

Not yet.

I'm going out tonight so who knows...

 

[JackLuis]

It's only 06:30 but seems very very unlikely.

Good thing May is Masturbation Month!

 

[writesalot]

Bible Porn

Studying the Old Testament really just pounds the desire flat.

Then you need to read the Song of Solomon! Early erotica ftw.

 

[Earofverdi]

Wrong thread

Sorry I was looking for the "I didn't get laid today, and can't remember when I last did" thread or was it the "How I miss those days before we had children, and don't even get me started on those uni days. How I miss them" thread.

Not bitter.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

I shouldn't post in here today....lOl.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I have high hopes for tomorrow.

Tomorrow is a party with eye candy, the guy I have a crush on (who has a crush back), and the last guy who brought me to orgasm (one of two) who is currently unattached.

Wish me luck!

Me and my friend have started the ETA initiative. (end the anniversary) Because if I make it to august, it will be a full year.

I know that that isn't much compared to some... but I really want to break this streak.

 

[MrPezman]

*sigh* I might as well take a vow of celibacy.