DreamingOfMyEx
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What a marvel it would have been to the good people of Springfield Falls to see what their community’s scrawniest teen had grown up to become. From the athletically-challenged child of no interest to the opposite sex, Eli had grown into a woman of beauty and grace. Even on her worst days it wouldn’t be unusual for men to do double-takes as she passed by, but on this evening she pulled out all the stops. From the perfectly coiffed hair atop her head to tips of her pampered toes, she was the epitome of desirable femininity. Perhaps she might be wearing a tiny bit too much makeup, but a woman like her could pull it off without seeming in any way “inappropriate”. After all, it wouldn’t do for Congressman Smith’s secretary to appear too “slutty” in public.
Her date for the evening, famed fighter pilot Lieutenant Colonel Rob Brown, escorted her to their table at the Ritz. Fortunately (for the sake of their privacy) his face was not immediately recognizable to the general public, but his name certainly was. Seventeen “kills” in the European theater in the Second World War, and five more in Korea. As much as Eli admired and respected his war record, her admiration for the man went deeper than that. He was the Alpha male. There were plenty of others who had served honorably and did extraordinary things in war, but they were “regular” guys who rose to the occasion. Her date for the evening would have been just as celebrated – for some reason – even if there had been no war.
It was their third date, and he had yet to even attempt a goodnight kiss. Eli smiled at the thought that he might be taking this “gentleman” thing too far. Perhaps tonight would be the night for their first kiss. Might there be even more?
After they were seated, Rob reached across the table to take her hand. He marveled at the thought that these elegant soft feminine hands a decade earlier had been bolting engines to airframes. Ever since they met four weeks earlier, Eli had been dismissive of her own contribution to the war effort. If only he could convince her of how much men like him - and the nation (hell, even the entire free world) - owed to women like her.
“I’m not sure about this music, but I think it’s something we’re supposed to be able to dance to.”
“I’m willing to try anything, as long as you take the lead” Eli responded, with just a hint of wickedness in her smile.
“Even if we do it wrong, let’s do it with authority – so everyone will be watching us to see how it’s supposed to be done.”
Just as Eli rose from the table, her hand in his, her whole world came crashing down around her!
Her handsome date had disappeared into thin air. The elegant restaurant had transformed into a suburban dining room. The maitre-d had transformed into an attractive but confused woman dressed in business attire. Only the music continued to play ---
“Oh yes … I’m the great … pretender …”
==
Most of the two seconds it took from the time the key entered the lock until the front door of their home swung open, Eli was frozen, unable to move. When he finally did move, it was too little too late.
She was supposed to be at work. He had the day off. Nine hours to set up, to ensure all the curtains were closed tight, to dress, to enjoy spending the day as his alternate persona, and to clean up and set everything to rights afterward. What if it did take two or more hours just to primp in front of the mirror? It was worth it to feel more attractive and desirable than he could ever feel as a man.
Eli had never even considered what to do if there was any danger of getting caught “dressing up”. His deer-in-the-headlights response didn’t last forever though. When the “fight or flight” response kicked in, there was obviously no way to fight (even if fighting could be loosely interpreted as defending his actions) – so flight it was. It must have been quite a sight to his wife to see Eli trying to run in heels, but that was nothing compared to what else she had seen. Her very own Eli dressed as and looking like a woman? Not just any woman, but a woman dressed to the nines. A very lifelike wig that must have cost quite a bit. Makup??? No doubt a bra under that dress stuffed with.. something.. to make his "breasts" every bit as large as her own.
At least she didn’t recognize the dress or shoes as hers.
==
In a panic, Eli locked himself into the master bathroom, ripping everything off and throwing it into a corner, frantically alternating between removing makeup and removing nail polish, while trying to think of something to say when he would have to face Val. He’d almost blurted out “it’s not what it looks like” but he couldn’t even get that out. Probably a good thing, since it was probably exactly what it looked like.
Even worse than the extreme embarrassment, though, was the knowledge that his marriage to the most perfect woman in the world was – because of his stupid perversion – over. Regarding that, there could be no pretending.
Her date for the evening, famed fighter pilot Lieutenant Colonel Rob Brown, escorted her to their table at the Ritz. Fortunately (for the sake of their privacy) his face was not immediately recognizable to the general public, but his name certainly was. Seventeen “kills” in the European theater in the Second World War, and five more in Korea. As much as Eli admired and respected his war record, her admiration for the man went deeper than that. He was the Alpha male. There were plenty of others who had served honorably and did extraordinary things in war, but they were “regular” guys who rose to the occasion. Her date for the evening would have been just as celebrated – for some reason – even if there had been no war.
It was their third date, and he had yet to even attempt a goodnight kiss. Eli smiled at the thought that he might be taking this “gentleman” thing too far. Perhaps tonight would be the night for their first kiss. Might there be even more?
After they were seated, Rob reached across the table to take her hand. He marveled at the thought that these elegant soft feminine hands a decade earlier had been bolting engines to airframes. Ever since they met four weeks earlier, Eli had been dismissive of her own contribution to the war effort. If only he could convince her of how much men like him - and the nation (hell, even the entire free world) - owed to women like her.
“I’m not sure about this music, but I think it’s something we’re supposed to be able to dance to.”
“I’m willing to try anything, as long as you take the lead” Eli responded, with just a hint of wickedness in her smile.
“Even if we do it wrong, let’s do it with authority – so everyone will be watching us to see how it’s supposed to be done.”
Just as Eli rose from the table, her hand in his, her whole world came crashing down around her!
Her handsome date had disappeared into thin air. The elegant restaurant had transformed into a suburban dining room. The maitre-d had transformed into an attractive but confused woman dressed in business attire. Only the music continued to play ---
“Oh yes … I’m the great … pretender …”
==
Most of the two seconds it took from the time the key entered the lock until the front door of their home swung open, Eli was frozen, unable to move. When he finally did move, it was too little too late.
She was supposed to be at work. He had the day off. Nine hours to set up, to ensure all the curtains were closed tight, to dress, to enjoy spending the day as his alternate persona, and to clean up and set everything to rights afterward. What if it did take two or more hours just to primp in front of the mirror? It was worth it to feel more attractive and desirable than he could ever feel as a man.
Eli had never even considered what to do if there was any danger of getting caught “dressing up”. His deer-in-the-headlights response didn’t last forever though. When the “fight or flight” response kicked in, there was obviously no way to fight (even if fighting could be loosely interpreted as defending his actions) – so flight it was. It must have been quite a sight to his wife to see Eli trying to run in heels, but that was nothing compared to what else she had seen. Her very own Eli dressed as and looking like a woman? Not just any woman, but a woman dressed to the nines. A very lifelike wig that must have cost quite a bit. Makup??? No doubt a bra under that dress stuffed with.. something.. to make his "breasts" every bit as large as her own.
At least she didn’t recognize the dress or shoes as hers.
==
In a panic, Eli locked himself into the master bathroom, ripping everything off and throwing it into a corner, frantically alternating between removing makeup and removing nail polish, while trying to think of something to say when he would have to face Val. He’d almost blurted out “it’s not what it looks like” but he couldn’t even get that out. Probably a good thing, since it was probably exactly what it looked like.
Even worse than the extreme embarrassment, though, was the knowledge that his marriage to the most perfect woman in the world was – because of his stupid perversion – over. Regarding that, there could be no pretending.
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