Luna_Wolf72
CinnaWolf circa 2023
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Rehab for Losers
Do they have that, do you think? A place where you can go to learn NOT to be a loser? Is there a place that allows you to join with others, just like you? To stand up and announce to the world at large, "Hello. My name is...and I am a loser."
Do they have a 12 step program?
Maybe a star given after your first thirty days?
Can they tell you which program you should be in based upon the type of loser you are?
"I get jealous over my on line love affairs."
"I haven't seen a sun rise in over twenty years."
"I can only do it with the lights off and the doors closed while blindfolded and gagged."
"I have more friends on W.O.W then I do in real life."
"I only date abusive people."
"I need to be the center of the universe to everyone."
Do they have drugs for that? Maybe something that boosts your self esteem? Makes you feel normal? Content? Ready for the world at large?
Is it possible that there are things in place but called something else? Sexaholics Anonymous, Cyber Addiction Cafe...
Too funny.
My brain is stuck on repeat because all I can imagine is standing up and looking into a vast auditorium filled with people and saying, quietly...
"Hello. I am a loser. Are you?"
and hearing...a vast, roaring...silence.
Do they have that, do you think? A place where you can go to learn NOT to be a loser? Is there a place that allows you to join with others, just like you? To stand up and announce to the world at large, "Hello. My name is...and I am a loser."
Do they have a 12 step program?
Maybe a star given after your first thirty days?
Can they tell you which program you should be in based upon the type of loser you are?
"I get jealous over my on line love affairs."
"I haven't seen a sun rise in over twenty years."
"I can only do it with the lights off and the doors closed while blindfolded and gagged."
"I have more friends on W.O.W then I do in real life."
"I only date abusive people."
"I need to be the center of the universe to everyone."
Do they have drugs for that? Maybe something that boosts your self esteem? Makes you feel normal? Content? Ready for the world at large?
Is it possible that there are things in place but called something else? Sexaholics Anonymous, Cyber Addiction Cafe...
Too funny.
My brain is stuck on repeat because all I can imagine is standing up and looking into a vast auditorium filled with people and saying, quietly...
"Hello. I am a loser. Are you?"
and hearing...a vast, roaring...silence.