The 100th Weak of Felonious Trump

[JackLuis]

After last week, Felonious is feeling a little put upon, but it is his own fault!

Bush ethics czar says Trump’s goose is cooked: ‘It’s time for him to work out a plea deal — and resign’

How about 20 years w/o parole and 100 million dollar fine?

Trump’s defense against campaign finance charges transparently weak: Former US attorney

“Think about taxes,” he said. “If you make a mistake on your taxes, that’s not a crime, okay? That’s a mistake. You might owe money, you might be audited, have to pay a fine, but that’s handled civilly.”

“If for seven years running,” Rosenberg added, “you hide foreign bank accounts, omit income, you do a whole bunch of things we would say are intentional indicia of tax fraud — that’s a crime. That’s the same thing here. Mistakes are not crimes, they’re mistakes. This doesn’t seem like a mistake.”

Trump’s worst legal nightmare isn’t Robert Mueller: Meet Letitia James

The blue wave that came with the 2018 midterms was bad for President Donald Trump not only because Democrats obtained a majority in the House of Representatives (with a net gain of 40 seats) and picked up more than 350 seats in state legislatures around the United States—they were also bad for the president because of a Brooklyn native named Letitia James. On November 6, the 60-year-old Democrat was elected attorney general for New York State. And James has made it abundantly clear that after she starts her new job in January, she will launch comprehensive investigations of Trump, his family and his business associates.

Trump may get coal in his stocking for Christmas!

 

[JackLuis]

SNL roasts Trump with parody of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ where he was never president –and everyone is better off

Saturday Night Live once again got after President Donald Trump in the cold open, this time with a black and white parody of “It’s A Wonderful Life” where he sees how much better everyone’s lives would have been if he had never become president.

It doesn't end well though.

 

[JackLuis]

Trump freaks out over SNL’s ‘unfair news coverage’ and threatens legal action

“A REAL scandal is the one sided coverage, hour by hour, of networks like NBC & Democrat spin machines like Saturday Night Live. It is all nothing less than unfair news coverage and Dem commercials. Should be tested in courts, can’t be legal? Only defame & belittle! Collusion?” Trump tweeted.

A boy named Sue?

 

[JackLuis]

Even if there’s a deal — Republicans not showing up to work could lead to a government shutdown

Republican officials have a few weeks left in the legislative session for 2018, but some haven’t been showing up to vote after the lost their seats in the November midterm elections, the New York Times reported. While that might not cause a problem in some years, this is not one of them.

The government sits on a cliff of another budget crisis just days before the Christmas holiday. A budget must be passed by Dec. 21, but if Republicans aren’t even showing up to work. It’s unclear how it is going to pass even if the GOP does reach a deal.

Responsibility? What's that?

 

[JackLuis]

He’s ‘thrashing before going under’: MSNBC analysts blast Trump for tantrum over his ‘wall’ funding

A group of MSNBC political analysts feared President Donald Trump has become a “cornered badger” on political issues looming on the horizon.

During a Sunday discussion about the “wall,” the panel recalled the president’s “pride” in shutting down the U.S. government to score his $5 billion.

“cornered badger”, more a cornered Rat!

 

[JackLuis]

GOP alarmed after their party imploded in Pennsylvania: ‘People were just disgusted with Republicans’

President Donald Trump needs Pennsylvania if he hopes to win a second term — but the state’s Republican Party is reeling and mired in an internal power struggle.

Trump — who won there by less than a percentage point — was the first Republican to carry Pennsylvania since 1988, but the state’s GOP may not be able to offer much help in 2020, reported Politico.

“You’re talking about well-liked, experienced state representatives who worked their districts well and lost,” said Costello, who chose not to defend his seat under the redrawn congressional map.

“They lost because people were just disgusted with Republicans,” he added.

And they are Felonious!

 

[JackLuis]

Soooo Much Winning!

Donald Trump wins ‘Golden Idiot’ award fourth year in a row


The bad news is, he has to share with MBS and the entire British Nation.

 

[JackLuis]

Justice Department asks appeals court to end Trump emoluments case

The Justice Department on Monday asked a federal appeals court to step in and halt a lawsuit accusing President Donald Trump of violating anti-corruption provisions in the U.S. Constitution after the trial judge ruled the case could proceed.

The department asked the Richmond, Virginia-based 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals to reverse U.S. District Judge Peter Messitte’s rulings that let the Democratic attorneys general of Maryland and the District of Columbia move ahead with the lawsuit against the Republican president, including requests for tax returns and revenue statements.

First Muller, then SDNY, now Maryland and Dc AG's ad more Clown Hunts! Pretty soon they will find the Clown in Chief, eh GUILTY!

 

[JackLuis]

CNN’s Chris Cuomo calls out ‘uncanny’ similarities in messaging between Trump’s campaign and Russian bots

On Monday, CNN’s Chris Cuomo revealed that President Donald Trump’s presidential campaign messaging was oddly similar to Russian bots interfering with the election.

Cuomo called the comparison “uncanny.”

“I’m not saying it’s a crime. I’m saying it’s uncanny. The symmetry continued right up until the end, in the days leading up to the campaign, the actual election, the Russians went all in on what? Allegations of voter fraud, warnings that the election would be stolen,” he said.

He continued, “Sound familiar? Of course, it does. You were hearing the same thing from then-candidate Donald Trump,” he concluded.”

The question really is, Who called the plays? Lumpy or Vlad?

 

[KeithD]

Perhaps we should just call it collusion.

 

[JackLuis]

MSNBC anchor predicts Robert Mueller will let Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump, Jr. avoid prison if their dad resigns

Special counsel Robert Mueller may cut a deal for President Donald Trump to resign from office in return for nonprosecution of Donald Trump, Jr. and Ivanka Trump.

MSNBC anchor Chris Matthews laid down how Trump could “leverage the office” to keep his eldest children out of prison.

Chris Mathews can go fuck himself. Do the Crime, Do the TIme, even Rudy has said that before he was a Trumperianian.

Chris is just floating a balloon to see if Trump bites.

 

[JackLuis]

Perhaps we should just call it collusion.

Yes but who colluded with Whom? I doubt Lumpy is capable of dreaming up this scam.

 

[KeithD]

Yes but who colluded with Whom? I doubt Lumpy is capable of dreaming up this scam.

Oh, Trump continues to be an asset of the Russians. That's not going as smoothly as it once did, but the Russians still have everything on him they ever did. The stinker would still jump at a Trump hotel in Moscow (he isn't all that bright) and he still doesn't want to have the golden showers tape shown. I'm sure it highlights his childishness and, um, lack of hang.

 

[JackLuis]

CNN’s Don Lemon mocks Trump as ‘law and order president’ — who breaks the law and attacks justice

President Donald Trump spent most of the 2016 campaign touting police officers, soldiers, border patrol agents and anyone else that would fit into his “tough on crime” image. Since he and his cadre of accomplices has become the target of an extensive investigation, CNN’s Don Lemon noted the president has decided to attack “law and order” as well as anyone affiliated with justice.

“The president of the United States is lying about the FBI, attacking the FBI, and attacking the rule of law in this country,” Lemon explained. “How does that make any sense?”

Well if he is guilty, then he might be concerned?

It’s about “reality versus non-reality, ‘Twilight Zone’ stuff, alternative facts,” he continued. “This is not about ideology at all. People like to make it into that. That’s is not it. The rule of law and as for the president’s attacks — this president’s attacks on his own Justice Department — you know who else does that? Russia. Or as he says, ‘Rusher.”

The recent report released by the Senate Intelligence Committee detailed the extensive campaign run by the Russians. CNN host Chris Cuomo did a segment outlining the “uncanny” way in which the Trump campaign targeted people in the exact same way Russia did.

“This president, who says he’s all about law and order, seems to have trouble separating what’s legal from what isn’t,” Lemon wondered. “So, the president has railed about flipping, actually arguing that it should be illegal for people facing prosecution to cooperate with the government.”

Ohoo! Feel the BURN!

 

[KeithD]

Congrats (or something) to the board Trumpettes, who, according to a bipartisan U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee report, have been serving the propaganda campaigning of the Russian against U.S. society, stability, and American values for some three years. Thanks, you weak and slimy chumps.

 

[JackLuis]

The Embarrassing President Feels Embarrassed

 

[JackLuis]

‘Small and weak Trump’ suffered ‘worst blow yet’ to his presidency in court today: conservative commentator

“A trio of developments on Tuesday underscore that President Trump’s power, like sand through an hourglass, is steadily falling. All of the usual tricks (distraction, lying, photo ops) will not reverse the downward trend,” she began, before pronouncing sentence: “Perhaps the worst blow yet to Trump — and the aura of power that helps keep his cult-like following in a trance — occurred in a federal courtroom.”

“The judge postponed the sentencing for 90 days, leaving the distinct possibility that Flynn could face jail time,” she continued. “The shocking turn of events decimated the notion that Trump associates’ crimes are small beans.”

 

[jaF0]

Oh, Trump continues to be an asset of the Russians. That's not going as smoothly as it once did, but the Russians still have everything on him they ever did. The stinker would still jump at a Trump hotel in Moscow (he isn't all that bright) and he still doesn't want to have the golden showers tape shown. I'm sure it highlights his childishness and, um, lack of hang.

I'm waiting for Vlad to be Putin On The Pee Tape.

 

[JackLuis]

‘It will be beautiful’: Trump tweets Democrats should fund his wall — because he’s not really building a wall

Frustrated Felonious is flip flopping now that his bluff has been called.

Now the story has changed again.

“The Democrats, are saying loud and clear that they do not want to build a Concrete Wall – but we are not building a Concrete Wall, we are building artistically designed steel slats, so that you can easily see through it It will be beautiful and, at the same time, give our Country the security that our citizens deserve. It will go up fast and save us BILLIONS of dollars a month once completed!” Trump tweeted.

 

[JackLuis]

Trump becoming more desperate as his supporters finally realize they’re not getting their wall

CNN White House correspondent Kaitlan Collins said on Wednesday that President Donald Trump’s dejected supporters are finally realizing that despite the president’s oft-repeated promises, they will not be getting their wall on the U.S.-Mexico border.

“He refuses to change his vocabulary,” host John King said, mocking the president’s tweets that the wall -now described as “artistically designed steel slats”- would be paid for by Mexico through Trump’s yet-to-be-approved USMCA trade deal. “Now the United States military will build the wall? No, they won’t. They can’t. They won’t and they can’t and to say to money coming from trade will is crazy.”

Felonious 'Crazy'? Gosh, Batman is that sarcasm?

 

[JackLuis]

US officials scramble after being caught off guard by Trump’s ‘snap decision’ to withdraw from Syria

On Wednesday morning President Donald Trump announced that there would be a “full” and “rapid” withdrawal of U.S. troops in Syria.

However, sources close to Trump have criticized his action as a “snap decision.”

Lumpy just wants to sell more arms to Turkey.

Trump should be ‘gravely concerned’ that Flynn’s sentencing judge questioned him about treason

Or maybe the Syria thing was a deflection. With the court using a "T" word that isn't "Tremendous Trump" phrase, he has to do something.

 

[KeithD]

US officials scramble after being caught off guard by Trump’s ‘snap decision’ to withdraw from Syria



Lumpy just wants to sell more arms to Turkey.

Most likely he's just trying to control the daily media coverage without any intention of doing anything about it. We've been there many times with Trump before.

 

[JackLuis]

CNN’s GOP analyst pounds Trump over his border wall: ‘The Democrats just broke him before they even took over the House’

With Rethugs not even showing up to fund the Government, his wall just fell over.

 

[rae121452]

Trump becoming more desperate as his supporters finally realize they’re not getting their wall



Felonious 'Crazy'? Gosh, Batman is that sarcasm?

insert joke here along lines of "trump followers are revolting." (rimshot)

 

[JackLuis]

Government shutdown all but certain after Trump refuses to sign funding bill


Donald Dick says, "Whaa, whaa, whaa, I want a WALL!"

Republican Congress, "Go Fish!"

Trump had signaled this week that he would sign the government funding bill and then find other ways to pay for the border wall, such as dipping into the military budget and ordering the United States Army to build it.

However, the president got absolutely hammered all morning on Fox News — including by his favourite morning show “Fox & Friends” — for seemingly caving on funding the wall.

Republican slams Trump’s refusal to sign funding bill: ‘We weren’t sent to Washington to burn the place down’