ten rules of anal sex - a butt fucking thread

[HeyItsDani]

okay. it sounded more brutal than it was. and hey, three is a lot!

Three & another person is a foursome. A gangbang is, like, 18 guys and a center, or something.

 

[neci]

Three & another person is a foursome. A gangbang is, like, 18 guys and a center, or something.

last one to hit the cookie has to eat it?

 

[HeyItsDani]

last one to hit the cookie has to eat it?

Not in my experience. I suppose that would make for a very interesting ending, though.

 

[piccicatopolka]

You just made me rule out butt sex as an option.

Ever.

You're welcome.

 

[piccicatopolka]

i don't know about rule 13. there are lots of things i want done to me that i have no desire doing to someone else. if it were going to bring them pleasure, i would go for it, but only if they really wanted it.

So you won't eat pussy? Is it gross? You want someone to eat your gross pussy but you couldn't do that to someone else?



If your man was prancing around in something sexy sayin' "oh baby shove that perfume bottle up my ass" cause it will bring them pleasure you would, right?

(calm down boyz... I know yer all turned on now)

 

[neci]

So you won't eat pussy? Is it gross? You want someone to eat your gross pussy but you couldn't do that to someone else?



If your man was prancing around in something sexy sayin' "oh baby shove that perfume bottle up my ass" cause it will bring them pleasure you would, right?

(calm down boyz... I know yer all turned on now)

i have never eaten pussy. the right pussy has not come along. i would eat it, if i met it. i figure i like the way mine tastes, so another one can't be that bad.
most people don't get off on a lot of physical pain. if they don't like clamps on their nipples, i'm still begging for them.

i would totally shove a perfume bottle up someones ass. oh yeah.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I sit here and watch your kitteh and wonder, what in hell is going through his mind as he chases the pointer?

 

[neci]

zoooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[neci]

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[neci]

*∞

...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I hope he doesn't scratch the Pergo.



*wanders off looking for a kitten ball*

 

[neci]

those floors are scratched to shit.

 

[neci]

that has some bounce.

 

[neci]

yellow bling!

 

[neci]

saved for later

 

[Dream59]

yellow bling!

Incredible ass, but the ring has to go.

 

[neci]

 

[neci]

 

[Dream59]

Why a guy would prefer to beat off, when there is a nice, tight, warm asshole right there for him to cum deeply inside of, is something I can not understand.

 

[HeyItsDani]

Why a guy would prefer to beat off, when there is a nice, tight, warm asshole right there for him to cum deeply inside of, is something I can not understand.

It's porn, not reality.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Mmmmm... buttfucking.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I like her attitude.

 

[neci]

Why a guy would prefer to beat off, when there is a nice, tight, warm asshole right there for him to cum deeply inside of, is something I can not understand.

It's porn, not reality.

yay porn!

Mmmmm... buttfucking.

yay buttfucking!

I like her attitude.

it's a guy!

 

[neci]

i like it when
my ass tightens up
and my lower back tenses
anticipating that first contact
testing and teasing
hand on lower back
ready to insert
resistance
relax
resistance
relax
resistance
ass slapped
whimpering
deep breath
and in
pushing
crying
wanting to scream no
biting lip and groaning
from pain to pleasure
the moments that pass between the crying and the needing fucking ass slamming
the negotiations
the gripping
onto sanity
oh fuck me

 

[doctor_insanus]

it's a guy!

Goddamnit.