Should you really put that in there?

[Cumference]

Now I've watched this .gif a (disturbing) lot of times.

What exactly is the "object" she is extracting from the Depth of Doom?

 

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[domroger]

I've always wondered how they made moblie phones .

 

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[ShavedHed]

Now I've watched this .gif a (disturbing) lot of times.

What exactly is the "object" she is extracting from the Depth of Doom?

Fist of Fury

 

[Cumference]

Fist of Fury

Thanks.
(What a proper name for something retracted from the Depths of Doom!)

 

[Aphro]

This thread is like a train wreck...you don't want to look, but can't help yourself.

Never ceases to amaze me what people will stuff in their orifices.

Because, strangely enough, I still like to actually *feel something* when getting fucked by a regular cock, I can't imagine ever wanting to stuff an entire eggplant up my cunt.

At least that one girl always knows where her phone is. Instead of an Otterbox, she just has a...box!

 

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[Aphro]

Dropped call?




Why in God's name do I open these threads?


I can hear the conversation right now.....

Guy on the other end of the phone.."You've got to be shitting me, right?"

LOL.

I think maybe she was playing angry birds.

 

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[subdued_passion]

This thread is like a train wreck...you don't want to look, but can't help yourself.

Never ceases to amaze me what people will stuff in their orifices.

Because, strangely enough, I still like to actually *feel something* when getting fucked by a regular cock, I can't imagine ever wanting to stuff an entire eggplant up my cunt.

At least that one girl always knows where her phone is. Instead of an Otterbox, she just has a...box!

Tell me about it. I've never even used any toys so anytime I see something here my vag clenches and goes into lockdown mode. But every now and then my curiosity gets the better of me and I end up clicking the link.

 

[Aphro]

Seriously, what the hell do people do when they are bored?


"Come over here for a minute sweetie and let me stick this window air conditioner up your twat."


Christ.

Please make sure you use a LOT of lube. And a sedative.

 

[Aphro]

Tell me about it. I've never even used any toys so anytime I see something here my vag clenches and goes into lockdown mode. But every now and then my curiosity gets the better of me and I end up clicking the link.

PM me your address. A rabbit vibrator is SO going to be in the mail.

 

[Killswitch]

Please make sure you use a LOT of lube. And a sedative.

 

[subdued_passion]

Seriously, what the hell do people do when they are bored?


"Come over here for a minute sweetie and let me stick this window air conditioner up your twat."


Christ.

I wondered if someone had actually tried something like that. Didn't find no AC but I did find this:

5. A Loaded Handgun

A 28-year-old woman who was arrested was found to have a loaded gun inside her vagina. It was during a body cavity search of Christie Dawn Harris, who was arrested by police in Ada, Okla., that police found a “wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” said Officer Kathy Unbewust, The Smoking Gun reported. The item in question turned out to be a loaded .22-caliber handgun containing three rounds of live ammunition and one spent shell. Bags of meth were found between Harris’s buttocks.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/weird-science-6-weird-things-found-inside-womens-vaginas-nsfw-306939

 

[subdued_passion]

PM me your address. A rabbit vibrator is SO going to be in the mail.

Noooo. I'm super sensitive. Even sitting on a motorbike is enough to get me worked up. Any direct stimulation would be painful, I suspect.

 

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[subdued_passion]

LOL@ "vagina area."


Not to be crude but, I bet tampons are not an option with these ladies.


Maybe a roll of Bounty and a rope.

I dunno. I've read some threads where people have sworn that all that stretching doesn't make a difference but I'm not willing to test that theory.

So, if we put you on a riding lawn mower, and strapped on an extra gas tank, you'd cut every yard in the town?

Was that post meant for me or KS?

 

[Aphro]

Noooo. I'm super sensitive. Even sitting on a motorbike is enough to get me worked up. Any direct stimulation would be painful, I suspect.

OK, no rabbit. Suction cup dildo in your choice of colour. Boooya!

LOL@ "vagina area."


Not to be crude but, I bet tampons are not an option with these ladies.


Maybe a roll of Bounty and a rope.

I laughed probably more than I should have.

I wondered if someone had actually tried something like that. Didn't find no AC but I did find this:



http://www.medicaldaily.com/weird-science-6-weird-things-found-inside-womens-vaginas-nsfw-306939

A Donny Osmond poster? Good grief. So now she can say she fucked Donny Osmond?

Loaded hand gun gives a whole new meaning when the guy says "Are you ready because I'm going to shoot."

I felt a little bit sheepish at the mention in that article of the Pop Rocks being a weird item. I feel so deviant, as I have actually tried those. But only EXTERNALLY, I did not shove them up all the way up.

 

[butters]

I've always wondered how they made moblie phones .

i spat coffee

Dropped call?




Why in God's name do I open these threads?


I can hear the conversation right now.....

Guy on the other end of the phone.."You've got to be shitting me, right?"

*snortle*

 

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[doowdniw]

I've always wondered how they made moblie phones .

Who said you can't get a square (rectangular) peg into a round hole?

 

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