Sexual Secrets - A new Questionnaire

[basic_desires]

Time to shake things up a bit You are perfectly anonymous here so you can tell us even the most private and intimate secrets, things even your best friend doesn't know about you . To loosen your tongue I've put together some questions for you, with creative input from Sophie96xoxo after she completed my Blowjob Questionnaire. Take it as something to while away a few hours of Covid19 lockdown, play a game among friends or simply work yourself up a bit.
As always, please be mindful of the Lit Forum Rules, no underage stuff etc.

I hope you enjoy this questionnaire as much or more as masturbating at the cinema during a movie, fondling your SO under the table during dinner at the restaurant or secretely peeing into the flower pot at the office Christmas party.

1. What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?
2. What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?
3. Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?
4. What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?
5. Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?
6. Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?
7. Who was the first person you ever had sex with?
8. What was your first ever sexual act/experience?
9. How many sexual partners have you had so far?
10. Have you ever had sex in public?
11. What is your favourite way to touch yourself?
12. Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?
13. What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?
14. Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?
15. Have you ever cheated?
16. Have you had a threesome?
17. Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?
18. Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?
19. What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?
20. What is literally the first thing you do after sex?
21. How often do you masturbate to orgasm?
22. If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice?
23. Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?
24. Do you like to taste yourself?
25. As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?
26. As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?
27. What is the quickest way to get yourself off?
28. What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?
29. Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details?
30. Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?

Any suggestions for additions or edits will be graciously considered. The Author.

 

[Jada59]

What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?

None that I can think of.

What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?

None. There was a moment I'd rather forget that involved chocolate pudding. Thankfully I don't think of it when I eat pudding.

Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?

No.

What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?

Either plastic fruits and vegetables or an Avon cologne bottle.

Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?

Anything to do do with other women, scat, animals, pics, vids.

Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?

No.

Who was the first person you ever had sex with?

Can't get into any firsts as it would violate Lit rules.

What was your first ever sexual act/experience?

Se above.

How many sexual partners have you had so far?

9

Have you ever had sex in public?

Yes.

What is your favourite way to touch yourself?

I never really do that any more. I just use toys.

Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?

I didn't take the day off. But yes. I wrote a story about it.

What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?

No clue. Someone told me 29 but I think I've had more. I lose count at 3.

Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?

No.

Have you ever cheated?

Not exactly but the guys thought so. I had no commitment to either of them. They both know about each other now.

Have you had a threesome?

No.

Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?

Probably not. Sounds good but i doubt I'd do it.

Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?

Obsession for men. The cologne. The sound of my gardener's voice. No, we never had sex.

What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?

I'm an open book. No secrets.

What is literally the first thing you do after sex?

If he's still in the bed, snuggle. Otherwise, stretch.

How often do you masturbate to orgasm?

These days, 4-5 days a week. Sometimes more.

Do you go without underwear in public, hoping people will notice?

I sometimes go without underwear but never gave a thought to whether they'd notice or not.

Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?

Nope.

Do you like to taste yourself?

Yes.

As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?

No how, no way. I don't even *like* most women. I certainly don't want to have sex with them.

As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?

Does not apply.

What is the quickest way to get yourself off?

By giving a blow job. Otherwise, my blue glass dildo.

What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?

What inhibitions? I don't think I have any.

Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details?

No one and I wouldn't do that.

Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?

No.

 

[basic_desires]

Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?

I didn't take the day off. But yes. I wrote a story about it.

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[Sophie96xoxo]

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[basic_desires]

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[Sophie96xoxo]

What is your favorite sexual memory of all times? My first time with my partners friend
What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story? Smores, I nearly slept with a guy while camping the build up was incredible
Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why? cowgirl i love controlling the sex
What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation? toothbrush
Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner? yes
Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it? no
Who was the first person you ever had sex with? a friend in HS
What was your first ever sexual act/experience? N/A
How many sexual partners have you had so far? 7
Have you ever had sex in public? yes
What is your favourite way to touch yourself? Rubbing my clit
Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum? No
What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session? 5
Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO? yes
Have you ever cheated? yes
Have you had a threesome? No
Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details? No
Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control? Thinking about past experiences
What is your most intimate and secret fantasy? sleeping with a married man
What is literally the first thing you do after sex? depends but either cuddle or go to the bathroom
How often do you masturbate to orgasm? once a fortnight
If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice? more no bra and for freedom purposes
Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off? no
Do you like to taste yourself? not really
As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner? N'A
As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner? N/A
What is the quickest way to get yourself off? Clit stimulation
What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions? Being very horny
Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details? No
Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it? One of my partners sporting teammates

 

[JediSurfer]

Ok, here we go.

1. What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?
   
   When I got to have sex with my crush of 5 years.
   
2. What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?
   
   N/a
   
3. Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?
   
   Amazon Position. It just looks sexy.
   
4. What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?
   
   Couch cushions.
   
5. Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?
   
   Blood play
   
6. Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?
   
   An internet stranger
   
7. Who was the first person you ever had sex with?
   
   My moms best friend.
   
8. What was your first ever sexual act/experience?
   
   *bleep*
   
9. How many sexual partners have you had so far?
   
   18
   
10. Have you ever had sex in public?
    
    Yes
    
11. What is your favourite way to touch yourself?
    
    Laying down, nipple clamps and a lot of lube.
    
12. Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?
    
    Yes
    
13. What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?
    12+
    
14. Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?
    
    Yes
    
15. Have you ever cheated?
    
    No
    
16. Have you had a threesome?
    
    Yes
    
17. Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?
    
    I don’t think so.
    
18. Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?
    
    Sexy heels on beautiful feet.
    
19. What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?
    
    That’s a private PM if you really want to know.
    
20. What is literally the first thing you do after sex?
    
    Get my partner some water.
    
    
21. How often do you masturbate to orgasm?
    
    As often as I can manage
    
22. If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice?
    
    I feel sexier
    
23. Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?
    
    Not yet.
    
24. Do you like to taste yourself?
    
    Yes
    
25. As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?
    
    N/A
    
26. As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?
    
    N/A
    
27. What is the quickest way to get yourself off?
    
    You in my ass, nipples pulled as I stroke myself.
    
28. What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?
    
    Trust.
    
29. Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details?
    
    Nobody
    
30. Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?
    
    That’s also a PM lol

 

[basic_desires]

Ok, here we go.

1. What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?
   
   When I got to have sex with my crush of 5 years.
   
2. What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?
   
   N/a
   
3. Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?
   
   Amazon Position. It just looks sexy.
   
4. What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?
   
   Couch cushions.
   
5. Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?
   
   Blood play
   
6. Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?
   
   An internet stranger
   
7. Who was the first person you ever had sex with?
   
   My moms best friend.
   
8. What was your first ever sexual act/experience?
   
   *bleep*
   
9. How many sexual partners have you had so far?
   
   18
   
10. Have you ever had sex in public?
    
    Yes
    
11. What is your favourite way to touch yourself?
    
    Laying down, nipple clamps and a lot of lube.
    
12. Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?
    
    Yes
    
13. What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?
    12+
    
14. Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?
    
    Yes
    
15. Have you ever cheated?
    
    No
    
16. Have you had a threesome?
    
    Yes
    
17. Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?
    
    I don’t think so.
    
18. Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?
    
    Sexy heels on beautiful feet.
    
19. What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?
    
    That’s a private PM if you really want to know.
    
20. What is literally the first thing you do after sex?
    
    Get my partner some water.
    
    
21. How often do you masturbate to orgasm?
    
    As often as I can manage
    
22. If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice?
    
    I feel sexier
    
23. Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?
    
    Not yet.
    
24. Do you like to taste yourself?
    
    Yes
    
25. As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?
    
    N/A
    
26. As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?
    
    N/A
    
27. What is the quickest way to get yourself off?
    
    You in my ass, nipples pulled as I stroke myself.
    
28. What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?
    
    Trust.
    
29. Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details?
    
    Nobody
    
30. Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?
    
    That’s also a PM lol

Sounds like I have to write a PM...

 

[Chillygirl]

What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?
When my husband and I first moved in together and I ended up hanging upside down half way off the bed

What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?
N/A

Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?
Being bent over anything...the feeling of being pinned down and not having control

What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?
Flashlight

Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?
Blood, underage, scat

Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?
Yes, someone I met online

Who was the first person you ever had sex with?
HS boyfriend

What was your first ever sexual act/experience?
Sex...really bad sex

How many sexual partners have you had so far?
7

Have you ever had sex in public?
Yes

What is your favourite way to touch yourself?
Rub my clit

Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?
Not a whole day

What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?
I stop counting after 3 or 4

Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?
No

Have you ever cheated?
Yes

Have you had a threesome?
No

Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?
No

Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?
Not that I can think of

What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?
Oh I’m boring....no idea

What is literally the first thing you do after sex?
Reach for some water

How often do you masturbate to orgasm?
At least once a day

If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice?
I have just to tease my SO at the time

Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?
No

Do you like to taste yourself?
Yes

As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?
The right person at the right time

As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?
N/A

What is the quickest way to get yourself off?
Use my rabbit vibe

What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?
Tequila

Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details?
I don’t do that

Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?
Yes, a long time friend

 

[basic_desires]

I love secrets...

Add yours, it's a shame this has gone to sleep...

 

[LAHomedog]

What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?
Fucking my wife up the ass, cowgirl in the Ahwahnee Hotel in Yosemite National Park.

What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?
Angel food cake. My high school girl friends and I got high for the first time shhhhhhh. Hijinks ensued

Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?
It depends upon the act. Oral receiving a BJ, she's on her knees. Oral I'm giving, her ass over the edge of the bed and I am on my knees digging in, Vag, doggie. Anal, missionary. I like to watch her face, watch her boobs rock and most importantly her empty pussy pulse a quiver as I fuck her ass.

What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?
A vacuum cleaner

Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?
Anything non-consensual. Otherwise, anything goes.

Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?
Yes, many times. Girls which would include flirting, once we were both married and didn't want to cheat, female roommates more than once, Online many times such as Omegle, other guys, circle jerk, or JO.

Who was the first person you ever had sex with?
My high school girlfriend

What was your first ever sexual act/experience?
That day we did the big three: BJ for the first time, eating pussy for the first time, intercourse for the first time.

How many sexual partners have you had so far?
Over 100.

Have you ever had sex in public?
Many times. I grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area in the '60s-'70s.

What is your favourite way to touch yourself?
With my hand.

Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?
A long time ago in a galaxy far away.

What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?
Seven

Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?
Yes.

Have you ever cheated?
No, but I have been cheated on and had affairs with three married woman

Have you had a threesome?
More than once

Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?
Bukkake, never. It's demeaning and I will not participate in anything that is demeaning. Gangbang I have. I requires a lot of reality altercation.

Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?
Fantasies of forbidden acts with a hot person I'm looking at.

What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?
I have never sucked a cock and would like to do it once to see what it is like.

What is literally the first thing you do after sex?
Pee

How often do you masturbate to orgasm?
Less than I used to

If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice?
To be outrageous

Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?
No. Are they real?

Do you like to taste yourself?
Yes.

As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?
Permission from my wife and I'd have to be aroused by his mind and personality.

As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?
n/a

What is the quickest way to get yourself off?
Jerking off while squeezing my nipple as hard as I can

What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?
Just ask. I have no modesty

Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details?
A few girls who were either feeling unattractive or unlovable, or heartbroken.

Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?
Not anymore.

 

[basic_desires]

Thank you for taking the time, I wish more people did !

What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?
Fucking my wife up the ass, cowgirl in the Ahwahnee Hotel in Yosemite National Park.

What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?
Angel food cake. My high school girl friends and I got high for the first time shhhhhhh. Hijinks ensued

Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?
It depends upon the act. Oral receiving a BJ, she's on her knees. Oral I'm giving, her ass over the edge of the bed and I am on my knees digging in, Vag, doggie. Anal, missionary. I like to watch her face, watch her boobs rock and most importantly her empty pussy pulse a quiver as I fuck her ass.

What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?
A vacuum cleaner

Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?
Anything non-consensual. Otherwise, anything goes.

Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?
Yes, many times. Girls which would include flirting, once we were both married and didn't want to cheat, female roommates more than once, Online many times such as Omegle, other guys, circle jerk, or JO.

Who was the first person you ever had sex with?
My high school girlfriend

What was your first ever sexual act/experience?
That day we did the big three: BJ for the first time, eating pussy for the first time, intercourse for the first time.

How many sexual partners have you had so far?
Over 100.

Have you ever had sex in public?
Many times. I grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area in the '60s-'70s.

What is your favourite way to touch yourself?
With my hand.

Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?
A long time ago in a galaxy far away.

What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?
Seven

Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?
Yes.

Have you ever cheated?
No, but I have been cheated on and had affairs with three married woman

Have you had a threesome?
More than once

Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?
Bukkake, never. It's demeaning and I will not participate in anything that is demeaning. Gangbang I have. I requires a lot of reality altercation.

Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?
Fantasies of forbidden acts with a hot person I'm looking at.

What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?
I have never sucked a cock and would like to do it once to see what it is like.

What is literally the first thing you do after sex?
Pee

How often do you masturbate to orgasm?
Less than I used to

If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice?
To be outrageous

Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?
No. Are they real?

Do you like to taste yourself?
Yes.

As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?
Permission from my wife and I'd have to be aroused by his mind and personality.

As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?
n/a

What is the quickest way to get yourself off?
Jerking off while squeezing my nipple as hard as I can

What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?
Just ask. I have no modesty

Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details?
A few girls who were either feeling unattractive or unlovable, or heartbroken.

Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?
Not anymore.

 

[LadyJS]

Thank you for taking the time, I wish more people did !

There's a lot of questions, so it'd take some time to think about and answer them. Plus, to be honest, there are one or two I'd rather just not answer, so that kind of kills it for me. But that's just me.

 

[mynameisben]

What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?

I've had a lot of sex and I have a pretty poor memory. So it's all just one long, happy blur for me.

What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?

None.

Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?

Cowgirl, facing. I like to watch the boobs bounce up and down while she's riding me. Plus, I can reach out and fondle them or play with her clit.

What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?

Nothing outside of my hand and typical lubricants.

Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?

No scat or pissing. No humiliation. Nothing beyond light torture. No animals. No underage sex. Absolutely, positively, no insurance salespersons.

Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?

Nope.

Who was the first person you ever had sex with?

Some girl named Elaine. It was a horrible, horrible experience.

What was your first ever sexual act/experience?

Sexual intercourse with some girl named Elaine. Like I said before, it was a horrible, horrible experience.

How many sexual partners have you had so far?

Not sure. My memory fails me. But I'm sure that it's in the ballpark of 10.

Have you ever had sex in public?

I've had sex on the beach twice. Once at night, and once in broad daylight.

What is your favourite way to touch yourself?

Stroking my cock with one hand while tugging and squeezing my balls with the other.

Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?

Maybe not an entire day, but surely a good portion of one.

What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?

I have no idea. I leave such matters to my accountant to keep track of.

Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?

No.

Have you ever cheated?

Yes, but I felt bad about it.

Have you had a threesome?

Once.

Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?

Bukkake? Never. It's just too degrading. I suppose I would take part in a gangbang if the opportunity ever arose. But I doubt an opportunity ever will. I don't pursue it. It's really more of a fantasy sort of thing.

Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?

I'm an "easy riser." I get a boner every time the fucking wind blows.

What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?

I don't have one. Sorry.

What is literally the first thing you do after sex?

Cuddle.

How often do you masturbate to orgasm?

Every damn time.

If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice?

I'll only go without underwear in public if I'm really behind in doing my laundry and I have to go to the store to buy detergent. In such a situation, I don't really care if people will notice.

Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?

Nope. I wouldn't even consider it.

Do you like to taste yourself?

I like the taste of my pre-cum. I think it's kind of sweet. I'm not too fond of the taste of my cum, though. I suppose it's an acquired taste, but I don't feel particularly motivated to acquire it. I truly admire the women who do.

As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?

It would never happen. I'm as straight as an arrow.

As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?

N/A.

What is the quickest way to get yourself off?

Masturbation while watching porn.

What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?

Two or three stiff drinks.

Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details

I've never done that.

Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?

Leah Remini from The King of Queens. I want her to rape me.


Okay, I finished it. Do I get a piece of cheese or something?


Ben

 

[basic_desires]

There's a lot of questions, so it'd take some time to think about and answer them. Plus, to be honest, there are one or two I'd rather just not answer, so that kind of kills it for me. But that's just me.

Thanks for your point of view I put this together with another reader here, we just thought it would be fun for people to anonymously bare all and compare how they fare with others. Of course you could always just leave out the ones you don't feel comfortable answering

 

[basic_desires]

Okay, I finished it. Do I get a piece of cheese or something?

Ben

Thanks for playing! There's a virtual chocolate muffin waiting for you

 

[mynameisben]

Thanks for playing! There's a virtual chocolate muffin waiting for you

Thanks, but I have virtual diabetes. Damn the luck!


Ben

 

[KimGordon67]

What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?
God ... probably getting woken up by the sound of my long distance lover calling me at 5am, and spending an hour (or eight hours) on the phone with him. There was a lot of sex. It was super yummy.

What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?
Used to be watermelon. Now it's custard. Both of those things have been part of really good sex with someone.

Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?
It varies. I don't think I could pick one as a favourite.

What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?
Toothpaste. OK, it probably wasn't in the sense you meant when you wrote the question but honestly, put a little bit of toothpaste on your clit and then masturbate.
(Disclaimer: results will be extremely variable, and this isn't to be advised if you're not into pain.)

Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?
All the usual, but also no cumming on the face, and nothing degrading.

Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?
I don't have a partner, so I'm not sure how to answer the question.

Who was the first person you ever had sex with?
A guy I went to school with - the younger brother of the guy I ended up having a long term relationship with through my late teenage years.

What was your first ever sexual act/experience?
With a another guy I went to school with, at a party.

How many sexual partners have you had so far?
More than 50. Less than 100. I'd say 75-80 as a ballpark.

Have you ever had sex in public?
Define 'in public'.

What is your favourite way to touch yourself?
I'm not sure how to answer this.

Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?
No

What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?
A lot ... like, no one could keep count.

Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?
Yes. A long time ago. I wouldn't do that now.

Have you ever cheated?
Yes. I wouldn't do that now - anyone who gets involved with me does so on the basis that I won't be monogamous.

Have you had a threesome?
No

Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?
Never say never, but it seems unlikely.

Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?
No

What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?
LOL - who on earth is going to answer that?

What is literally the first thing you do after sex?
Usually smile, laugh, have a joke ... depends on how much I like the other person.

How often do you masturbate to orgasm?
Not often.

If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice?
n/a

Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?
No

Do you like to taste yourself?
Yes

As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?
Probably a threesome with a couple.

As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?
n/a

What is the quickest way to get yourself off?
Masturbating while having phone sex with someone I like.

What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?
A LOT of alcohol.

Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details?
Sigh ... yes, two days ago. Not so much that I felt sorry for him, but it was definitely mostly motivated by a sense of obligation. Because he'd driven a long way to see me, and we'd had sex a few times in the past.

Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?
There's a few people - usually partners of friend or old friends themselves.

 

[LAHomedog]

There's a lot of questions, so it'd take some time to think about and answer them. Plus, to be honest, there are one or two I'd rather just not answer, so that kind of kills it for me. But that's just me.

I agree with too many questions. I suggest you break this in half. Do a Part 1 and in a bit, the Part 2. You might have better participation.

 

[basic_desires]

Thanks, but I have virtual diabetes. Damn the luck!


Ben

Here at Lit we are flexible. Have a virtual cheese board instead. And if you're a virtual vegan we also have virtual soy burgers...

 

[basic_desires]

Thank you for playing! ...and as for the toothpaste, I'veread about people using Vicks Vapor, should have a similar effect...

What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?
God ... probably getting woken up by the sound of my long distance lover calling me at 5am, and spending an hour (or eight hours) on the phone with him. There was a lot of sex. It was super yummy.

What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?
Used to be watermelon. Now it's custard. Both of those things have been part of really good sex with someone.

Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?
It varies. I don't think I could pick one as a favourite.

What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?
Toothpaste. OK, it probably wasn't in the sense you meant when you wrote the question but honestly, put a little bit of toothpaste on your clit and then masturbate.
(Disclaimer: results will be extremely variable, and this isn't to be advised if you're not into pain.)

Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?
All the usual, but also no cumming on the face, and nothing degrading.

Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?
I don't have a partner, so I'm not sure how to answer the question.

Who was the first person you ever had sex with?
A guy I went to school with - the younger brother of the guy I ended up having a long term relationship with through my late teenage years.

What was your first ever sexual act/experience?
With a another guy I went to school with, at a party.

How many sexual partners have you had so far?
More than 50. Less than 100. I'd say 75-80 as a ballpark.

Have you ever had sex in public?
Define 'in public'.

What is your favourite way to touch yourself?
I'm not sure how to answer this.

Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?
No

What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?
A lot ... like, no one could keep count.

Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?
Yes. A long time ago. I wouldn't do that now.

Have you ever cheated?
Yes. I wouldn't do that now - anyone who gets involved with me does so on the basis that I won't be monogamous.

Have you had a threesome?
No

Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?
Never say never, but it seems unlikely.

Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?
No

What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?
LOL - who on earth is going to answer that?

What is literally the first thing you do after sex?
Usually smile, laugh, have a joke ... depends on how much I like the other person.

How often do you masturbate to orgasm?
Not often.

If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice?
n/a

Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?
No

Do you like to taste yourself?
Yes

As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?
Probably a threesome with a couple.

As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?
n/a

What is the quickest way to get yourself off?
Masturbating while having phone sex with someone I like.

What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?
A LOT of alcohol.

Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details?
Sigh ... yes, two days ago. Not so much that I felt sorry for him, but it was definitely mostly motivated by a sense of obligation. Because he'd driven a long way to see me, and we'd had sex a few times in the past.

Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?
There's a few people - usually partners of friend or old friends themselves.

 

[mynameisben]

Here at Lit we are flexible. Have a virtual cheese board instead. And if you're a virtual vegan we also have virtual soy burgers...

You knew I wanted that cheese all along. I'll take it! Thank you very much.


Ben

 

[KimGordon67]

Thank you for playing! ...and as for the toothpaste, I'veread about people using Vicks Vapor, should have a similar effect...

Yes, but I'm guessing it tastes a bit yuck.

 

[Rollinbones]

What is your favorite sexual memory of all times?

The time my wifey met me on a river bank. We'd flirted a lot on line. MSN and such. But she was in a bad marriage and i was in a bad relationship and holy cow... No fish were caught. We had a little secluded spot under some trees near the river bank and the moment we kissed i knew my life was changed and so did she. We could have died at any moment just for being there. Her husband was a bikey. I was a cop. It was soul joining stuff and we met every challenge they sent at us.

What food or drink is an instant reminder of a sexual experience for you and why - tell us the reason/ background story?

'Blue Lagoon' cocktail. I was a young man working in a bar and a much older woman winked at me and ordered one. I can't tell you my age because i should not have even been working in a bar but she nodded toward the toilets and took my virginity. Blue Curacao was the core ingredient and the smell of musk still haunts me.

Do you have a favorite sex position - what is it and why?

Anything where my wifey is on top and i can watch her facial expressions and grope freely at her exquisite body.

What's the kinkiest/most outrageous non-sexual object you have used for masturbation?

The jet from the pool filter.

Do you have hard limits - what would you never do even with your most intimate partner?

No men. No poo. No degradation. Sex is all about lifting someone up to me.

Have you ever masturbated together with another person who was not your partner and if so who was it?

Yes. A very nice female friend of mine back in the academy days admitted to being horny and wanting to pleasure herself with someone else around but not to wanting to commit to a relationship. It was strange and fun.

Who was the first person you ever had sex with?

My first wife. My first mistake. She was a lovely woman but very broken and did not understand loyalty at all.

What was your first ever sexual act/experience?

Illegal. Wrong. Predatory and very Roman Catholic.

How many sexual partners have you had so far?

I did this a activity with my wife the other night. I admitted to thirteen that i remember and was embarrassed about admitting to not remembering some. She bravely admitted to around the same number and i accepted her lie.

Have you ever had sex in public?

The last time was over a hay bale in our front yard as the local workers roared past and beeped their horns.

What is your favourite way to touch yourself?

With my wifey's vagina. Otherwise i edge slowly with just grips and pressure over many long minutes.

Have you ever taken a whole day just to play with yourself and see how often you could cum?

Not since i was fifteen or so. Back then i could give myself blisters.

What’s the most orgasms you have had in one session?

I remember a lot of cocaine. A lot of loud really bad music and some terribly droll porn videos that some friends were watching with me and a very early girlfriend after my first wife. There were six of us in the room. Three couples. I think we all fucked until morning. I woke up with my dick in the hosts wife. She was an older lady. Thirty at the time and a tatooist. I had a nipple piercing that i didn't start the night with.

Have you ever had sex with a friend’s SO?

See above.

Have you ever cheated?

More than once. A million times in my head. And i've been cheated on too. People are people not saints/

Have you had a threesome?

Nope. I like to disappoint one woman at a time.

Would you take part in a gangbang or bukkake party? Details?

Nope. Focus, or it's not the style of intensity i crave.d

Is there something that instantly makes you wet or gives you a boner and is completely out of your control?

Mowing. Riding my motorcycle. When my wifey looks at me 'just like that'.

What is your most intimate and secret fantasy?


Everything that my wifey and i do. There are illegal things that fascinate my sick mind but i would never indulge. My fantasies are just the simple things. A weekend without the kids. Lots of sunshine, a fire, some beer and snuggles. Maybe for the windowed envelopes to stop ending up in my mail box.

What is literally the first thing you do after sex?

Piss. Eat some leftovers. See if i can talk her into going again.

How often do you masturbate to orgasm?

Once or twice a week.

If so, why do you go without underwear in public - hoping people will notice?

Because i didn't wash enough? Jesus, i need undies. Otherwise i'd bone up in the shopping centre and give some poor old dear a stroke.

Have you ever been to a glory hole? Did you get off?

Once. Just to take care of a close friend who was a bit afraid. She was fine.

Do you like to taste yourself?

Nope. I will kiss my wife after she blows me though.

As a straight person, what would it take for you to have sex with a same gender partner?

You don't have to be gay to have sex with a same gender person.

As a gay/lesbian person, what would it take for you to have sex with a straight partner?

No idea.

What is the quickest way to get yourself off?

Buy a new motorcycle. Give my wifey flowers for no reason at her workplace where all her friends can see her get them and be jealous. That has a delayed response but is spectacular.

What does it take for you to lose all inhibitions?

Doesn't happen. I'm hypervigillant even whilst adversely affected.

Who if anyone have you fucked just because you felt sorry for them - details

My ex. Very fucking stupid move.

Is there someone you would instantly have sex with if given the chance, but you would never initiate it? Who is it?

Velma. Scooby doo.

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That's about as honest as i can get. I did this just for me. You're lucky i didn't volunteer some really crook stuff.

Cheers...

 

[LadyJS]

Of course you could always just leave out the ones you don't feel comfortable answering

That's a fair point. I think I'll give it another perusal and see what I can come up with.