REPENT! Confess Your Lit Sins and Ye Shall Be Free!

[LusterMunky]

Proverbs 12:22

I have nothing to repent for I'm pure as the driven snow...well slush

"Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord, but those who act faithfully are his delight."

I like the delight part.

 

[may_I_please]

"Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord, but those who act faithfully are his delight."

I like the delight part.

Ya never saw my lips move though

 

[jacktar48]

Repent, Sister! Salvation can be yours!

Show us your tits.

Exposure is necessary for absolution. Absolutely.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Repent, Sister! Salvation can be yours!

Show us your tits.

Ha, Reminds me of this

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[LittleSister27]

Exposure is necessary for absolution. Absolutely.

I gain absolution from a higher power

 

[RUlookingup]

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

 

[jacktar48]

I gain absolution from a higher power

Higher than breast level?

 

[LittleSister27]

Higher than breast level?

In my little corner of the world, yes.

 

[LusterMunky]

thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Sinner! Sinner! There shall be no discussion of thy rod and thy staff on this thread.

Repent!

 

[jacktar48]

Sinner! Sinner! There shall be no discussion of thy rod and thy staff on this thread.

Repent!

If Scotty were here he'd tell us all about rods and staffs.

 

[Dream59]

I am still waiting on the damn collection plate.

 

[LusterMunky]

I am still waiting on the damn collection plate.

Stick your greenbacks down Money Honey's blouse.

With faith, ye shall be saved.

 

[Dream59]

Stick your greenbacks down Money Honey's blouse.

With faith, ye shall be saved.

Yeah but I have faith that she won't be. I may start at the blouse, but I will continue until I reach the promised land.

 

[jacktar48]

Yeah but I have faith that she won't be. I may start at the blouse, but I will continue until I reach the promised land.

The land of milk and honey.

 

[NotHisLady]

Alright, who ordered these serpents?

Oh here, give them to me!
I was raised in the South--we know all about snake handling.
Don't even get me started on Tongues (speaking in of course.)

 

[jacktar48]

Oh here, give them to me!
I was raised in the South--we know all about snake handling.
Don't even get me started on Tongues (speaking in of course.)

Sometimes things get kind of rowdy after the Tongues get warmed up...

 

[LusterMunky]

He has spoken to me, as He spoke to Abraham and Isiah and Moses. And he said all you gurls should show your tits.

Hallelujah, you too can be saved.

 

[Dogma52]

Bless me Munky, for I have sinned. It has been a mere 50 yrs since my last confession. I have...fill in blank here....

 

[snowkitten13]

I've said it once, I'll say it again...I'm a good little girl.

 

[LusterMunky]

Bless me Munky, for I have sinned. It has been a mere 50 yrs since my last confession. I have...fill in blank here....

Three Hail Marys and you're good to go.

 

[Dogma52]

Three Hail Marys and you're good to go.

*crosses self and moves along to make way for the other sinners*

 

[LusterMunky]

Somebody please tell Kitten that the joke I would like to tell right now is in bad taste.

 

[snowkitten13]

Whisper it in my ear. Unless it isn't nice to me or someone else, then keep it to yourself.

 

[LusterMunky]

Zephaniah 3:17

Whisper it in my ear. Unless it isn't nice to me or someone else, then keep it to yourself.

"A mighty one who will save; He will rejoice over you with gladness. He will quiet you by his love. he will exult over you with loud singing. And He thinketh you give a fantastic blow job."

Heal yourself, Sister.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

*pours a little hooch into the holy water and quietly slips out again*