Old TV shows that provide a lot of Plot Bunnies

[JKendallDane]

Damn, the Beverley Hillbillies, Petticoat Junction, Green Acres, redneck rampage right there, Git er dun

(evil buwahahahaha inserted here)

Let's see....BH could have Jed slipping next door to do Mrs. Drysdale, Ellie Mae going to work as a stripper, Jethro being taken by Jane Hathaway, and Grannie convincing Milburn that either he takes care of her needs or they move back to the hills.

The possibilities for PJ are great but the best one would be having Uncle Joe talk Floyd & Charley into turning the Cannonball into a mobile whorehouse using the girls.

GA!!! Oh hell yeah!!! Mr. Haney running an escort service. The Monroe brothers for the incest angle. Have Lisa seducing Eb for the loving wives crowd. Could even hook up Arnold the pig and that foo-foo mutt of the Douglas's just for shitz and giggles. And poor Oliver has to defend all of them in court!

 

[3113]

No work to be done on HR Puffnstuf...

H.R. Puffenstuff is a bunny in itself

HR Puffenstuff- is that the one with Miss Judy? Or is that something different?

HR Puffenstuf doesn't have far to go. It was a Sid & Marty Kroft show with giant poisonous mushrooms that tried to talk people into touching them, a witch named "witchy-poo," a big green lizard who wore cowboy boots and talked like Jim Nabors named Puffnstuf (no drug reference there...yeah, sure...). The nominal hero was a kid named Jimmy who had a magic talking flute that he kept in his pocket It sagged when losing it's magic, then became stiff and happy when played by Jimmy

Oh, and witchy-poo, the only female on the show, was always trying to get her hands on Jimmy's magic flute. I'd say "make of that what you will," but why bother?

Come on people. Pick something you actually have to do a little work on!

 

[Bramblethorn]

The Muppet Show- imagine what Gonzo could do with that nose.

See also: Meet The Feebles.

 

[patientlee]

Yo Gabba Gabba. Half the characters are walking sex toys.

 

[lovecraft68]

Damn, the Beverley Hillbillies, Petticoat Junction, Green Acres, redneck rampage right there, Git er dun

Honey West, P.I.
The A Team has to have a bunny in there
Wild, Wild West
H.R. Puffenstuff is a bunny in itself
Banana Splits has the makings of a wacky adventure

The Banana splits!

Definitely some group possibilities with the sour grapes and those damn go-go boots.

 

[MSTarot]

See also: Meet The Feebles.

I own a copy. I love that movie.

 

[MSTarot]

Well lets see... How about a I fucked the 70's show.

Welcome back Kotter, for your young John Travolta

kick in a bit of the Partridge Family as the sound track and for your David Cassidy

We of course need all of the Soul train Dancers for a bit of interracial flare.

Then we need Baretta And Barney Miller to arrest them all when Grady from Sanford and sons turns them in for having an 'orgge'

Course when Barnaby Jones gets them all sprung they can go get a cup of coffee at Mel's dinner.

 

[drteetho]

First show that comes to mind for me is The Dukes of Hazzard. I mean, Daisy Duke in those little cut-off shorts... damn!

 

[SandraMustard]

From my husband's old favorites:

• Adam 12 - a freak of nature
• Dick Van Dyke Show - Lots of young men lusted for Laura Petrie
• Many Loves of Dobie Gillis - Obviously a gigolo
• I Spy - for the voyeurs out there
• My Three Sons - do I have to spell it out?

 

[TxRad]

Then there is "Fantasy Island" for those jumbo plot bunnies.

"Da Plane! Da Plane!"

 

[StrangeLife]

Knight Rider.

A man having sex with a car would fit nicely in the fetish section.




The A-Team.

Mr T and Murdoch totally had a love/hate bromance. They could be the new stars in Gay Male.

"SUCK MY COCK FOOL!"




MacGyver.

Rescued hot girl of the week: "Oh Mac. I want to but we can't. I'm not using any protection."

MacGyver: "Don't worry. I just made a condom out of a piece of duct tape, a coat hanger, two feet of twisted wire, a map of Greenland and selected parts of the exhaust from a VW Beetle model 64..."

 

[Boxlicker101]

This is a neat idea alright, but it's not all that new. Two of my favorite stories are based on Gilligan, and I'm sure there are hundreds of other stories involving characters from old TV shows.

And if you submit a story describing The Beaver or Will Robinson walking in on somebody, the story would be rejected.

 

[Balddudesrock]

If we go Animated, from my youth: Thundarr the Barbarian
Popeye
Thundercats
G.I. Joe
For other Shows: Riptide
Major Dad

 

[StrangeLife]

Thundercats..

"Eww Lion-O! No way I'm putting my lips near that thing until you shave it..."

 

[carlieplum]

Land of the Lost--Freaky Sleestak turn grown-up Holly into a nympho.

Logan's Run--Plenty of opportunities for non-consent between runners and sandmen.

Wonder Woman--Clearly some sexual superpowers there. I mean, just look at that cleavage!

 

[RoyceConnors]

Come on People, Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman. What crazy stories these two make.

Mr. Rogers and Captain Kangaroo after the show, just like Peewee.

The always staid Perry Mason and Della Street getting their kink on.

Buck Rodgers and Flash Gordon have lots of mileage left.

The Lone Ranger and Butch Cassidy. Total GM with a bullet, silver that is.

 

[lovecraft68]

There was one with twin sisters "Double Trouble" I think.

The wonder years. Fred savage could be be doing more than wondering about Winnie Cooper.

I'd say Married with Children, but there was a porn "Married with Hormones"

One that I would not want to see?

Rosanne.

There was no one attractive on that show.

 

[StrangeLife]

One that I would not want to see?

Rosanne.

There was no one attractive on that show.

The girl playing Darlene was pretty hot. Unfortunately she came out as gay after the show ended...

 

[lovecraft68]

The girl playing Darlene was pretty hot. Unfortunately she came out as gay after the show ended...

Sara Gilbert?

Loved her character, but she did nothing for me.

 

[carlieplum]

Yo Gabba Gabba. Half the characters are walking sex toys.

NOW I understand why I have always found that show so odd.

 

[StrangeLife]

Sara Gilbert?

Loved her character, but she did nothing for me.

It wasn't her looks as much as her on-screen personality. I've always found wit and acerbic sarcasm attractive in a woman...

 

[Boxlicker101]

The girl playing Darlene was pretty hot. Unfortunately she came out as gay after the show ended...

I think she was only hot in comparison with the other women.

 

[slyc_willie]

Then there is "Fantasy Island" for those jumbo plot bunnies.

"Da Plane! Da Plane!"

I suggested this as a chain story idea years ago. No one bit. Alas.

 

[1sickbastard]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Soap.

 

[VisualPerv]

Facts of life has a lot of great lesbian possibilities (Joe screwing that little snot Blair with a strap on comes to mind)

OK, that made me laugh. And horny!