Justadesperatewifeandmom
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and for today's rambles, a look in to my random thought processes
so like an hour ago I needed to see someone on the top floor, so went into our lobby to catch the elevator. In the lobby, there is a tv turned to a music station with the volume down. on the TV, I notice this really hot bitch, and the title of a song "kerosene". So I turn it up. First, I was disappointed to learn that it was not a remake of Big Black's "kerosene". Next, I was disappointed to learn that this bitch Miranda Lambert is a country singer. Yes, I am a poor example of a redneck Floridian as I do not listen to country. But I kept watching because she looked like a hot crazy ass bitch about to set something on fire, so I should give it a chance. Then they also showed some pictures of this Miranda chick on the side looking like a southern beauty queen. I found her totally less hot looking like a perfect beauty queen than I thought she was when she was looking like a crazy ass bitch. I don't even want to talk to the beauty queen, but I want to be good friends with the crazy ass bitch setting shit on fire. hum, what does that say about me? then, damn that gallon container holds a whole shit ton of kerosene, I want a never ending jug, and when is she actually going to set something on fire. then was a little let down by the fire scene, caught my elevator, had to go play Big Black's kerosene on my phone because yeah still a little let down by country in general. then decided I think I will have a bonfire for Easter because I want to set something on fire and haven't in a while
And that is how taking the elevator leads me to a holiday bonfire. welcome inside my head, it is a little scary.
so like an hour ago I needed to see someone on the top floor, so went into our lobby to catch the elevator. In the lobby, there is a tv turned to a music station with the volume down. on the TV, I notice this really hot bitch, and the title of a song "kerosene". So I turn it up. First, I was disappointed to learn that it was not a remake of Big Black's "kerosene". Next, I was disappointed to learn that this bitch Miranda Lambert is a country singer. Yes, I am a poor example of a redneck Floridian as I do not listen to country. But I kept watching because she looked like a hot crazy ass bitch about to set something on fire, so I should give it a chance. Then they also showed some pictures of this Miranda chick on the side looking like a southern beauty queen. I found her totally less hot looking like a perfect beauty queen than I thought she was when she was looking like a crazy ass bitch. I don't even want to talk to the beauty queen, but I want to be good friends with the crazy ass bitch setting shit on fire. hum, what does that say about me? then, damn that gallon container holds a whole shit ton of kerosene, I want a never ending jug, and when is she actually going to set something on fire. then was a little let down by the fire scene, caught my elevator, had to go play Big Black's kerosene on my phone because yeah still a little let down by country in general. then decided I think I will have a bonfire for Easter because I want to set something on fire and haven't in a while
And that is how taking the elevator leads me to a holiday bonfire. welcome inside my head, it is a little scary.