Justadesperatewifeandmom
digital demi-god
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I don't know what pearl harbor sex is either. And if we have the same problem, than maybe we can come up with a solution together lol
P.S. With a body like your's,I find you having a dry spell hard to believe.
Well apparently Pearl harbour sex is like laying next to someone who is asleep and just acting like you are just being cuddly, then pouncing. Sneak attack they don't see coming. It works for a while, until they get more vigilant and avoid you because ya know oh no sex run lol.
And thanks but yeah Dry spell ... That is pretty much my 30s, and my late 20s weren't so awesome either. But again I am pretty needy, so I sit here whining about things many would be thrilled with.
I have an decent toy collection though, and know how to get hubby to avoid me if I choose (ya know the look, being friendly) so if I want to watch like greys uninterrupted, I can just be friendly and he will find something he needs to work on in the garage. Awesome lol.