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NTS: If someone offers you a chance to go back in time to the start of the day, take it. And don't get out of bed. It isn't worth it.
 
Note to self. A person's perception, is their reality.
 
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note to self: when you say you wanna get your ass high, people don't know you're talking about why you do squats.
 
Note to self: getting sleep and being on Lit are two entirely different ideas, that don't work well together.
 
Note to self: remember next time that you shouldn't try to pick up the cat when she's hissing at the neighbor's dog. Ouch!
 
Note to self. Find out what a duvet is. Women seem to think they are important.
 
NTS: Check thread for new NTS's first thing in the morning. It makes for good reading.
 
Note to self: remember next time that you shouldn't try to pick up the cat when she's hissing at the neighbor's dog. Ouch!

^^ No, because the cat assumes all people are traitors and you will feed her to the dog. :D

NTS, remember to laugh more today.
 
Note to self. Find out what a duvet is. Women seem to think they are important.

note to self: explain to Dream that it helps to convey that you are serious about your intent to respect the woman's Duvet Love if you pronounce it DOO-vay, and use the poshest British accent you can muster.

Alternatively, you could always go with the Smartass 3.0 version and use an Irish accent like Matthew Goode in Leap Year. :cool:
 
Note to self. Tell Wild_Honey that no matter what accent I try, it all comes out southern.
 
NTS: If you wash it til it goes off that's more than just washing it...But doesn't mean you shouldn't wash it a lot.
 
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