My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

I have no idea what the above stuff meant but I for one think there aren't enough cock pictures on AmPics .

It's very rare for you not to understand me Lizzie and rarer still for you not to ask me to explain. I can only assume the root cause is you thinking me posting a cock picture on Am Pics. I don't like having a negative impact on my friends or disappointing them so I'll go find a nice cock picture to post for you. Rules be damned!

I like rules.
The rest of the stuff, you've lost me.

You like rules Icy or you like what happens when they're broken? To quote Tali *SPANK* That's of my is closest supporters lost. I hope the re-wording helped!

As long as we see pics like this, the rules are okay.

Thanks Ms G You have your own rule so I know you understand where I'm coming from. But if you don't I have a picture of it around here somewhere.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

You make lounging in bed look so damn sexy


cheers

Thanks SNG! You know what would be sexier? A sexy actress and sexy actor in a sexy pose on a sexy bed. That would be sexy times infinity (or at least times four).

You disagree with my math? How about you join in the bed...naked...and so we discuss it. After you can use me as an abacus to count to one. Over and over and over.

Cheers

 

[talikat]

I've always had personal rules about what I will and won't post on Lit. They're simple and I've shared them before.

1. No face above the lips (except for eyes).
2. No cock. Period.

The rules are no surprise to long time viewers. How many times I've almost broken Rule 2 might be a surprise. Fortunately I've always had Lit friends to remind me of my rules. "Thanks for taking one for the team!" For one particular lady, "Thanks for taking far too many for the team".


Cheers

And fortunately we have front row seats for when you crack and break that rule!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

And fortunately we have front row seats for when you crack and break that rule!!

Which one Tali? You did say "that rule!". Maybe I'll start a poll...

1. Face
2. Cock

It would be interesting to see the results. The votes I mean. I've seen my face and cock for years. They're old hat to me now.

Cheers

 

[THE_UNDERTAKER]

Time for bed...

Thank you ladies for the flattering words. I'll drift off tonight with thoughts of each of you, a smile on my face and a lift to my...ah...spirits. Yeah that's it. Spirits.

Cheers

MARILYN MONROE ?

 

[HonorableRogue]

MARILYN MONROE ?

She was blonde, hippier (meaning more hips and not tyedye and free love) than me and I'm pretty sure JFK wouldn't give me the time of day. Well it would have to be zombie JFK these days and I'm not into the whole necrophelia thing.

See how I worked that whole dead bit in for you Undertaker? Thanks for stopping by.

Cheers

 

[THE_UNDERTAKER]

She was blonde, hippier (meaning more hips and not tyedye and free love) than me and I'm pretty sure JFK wouldn't give me the time of day. Well it would have to be zombie JFK these days and I'm not into the whole necrophelia thing.

See how I worked that whole dead bit in for you Undertaker? Thanks for stopping by.

Cheers

ANYTIME MM.

 

[talikat]

Which one Tali? You did say "that rule!". Maybe I'll start a poll...

1. Face
2. Cock

It would be interesting to see the results. The votes I mean. I've seen my face and cock for years. They're old hat to me now.

Cheers

#2!!

 

[Lyricalli]

The rules are no surprise to long time viewers. How many times I've almost broken Rule 2 might be a surprise. Fortunately I've always had Lit friends to remind me of my rules. "Thanks for taking one for the team!" For one particular lady, "Thanks for taking far too many for the team".

It's a dirty, dirty, drrrrrrty job, but someone has to do it!

I'll go find a nice cock picture to post for you. Rules be damned!

Damn! I need to start crunching the numbers to see what that will do to the value of my private collection.

 

[HonorableRogue]

ANYTIME MM.

MM? Oh right...

MIGHTY MOUSE​

Mr. trouble never hangs around,
when he hears this Mighty sound,

Here I come to save the day!
That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,
Mighty Mouse will join the fight!

On the sea or on the land,
He's got the situation well in hand!​

Of course Lit adds a whole new connotation to "Here I come to save the day!"

Thanks Again UT.

#2!!

Tali I just realized your rule choice dovetails nicely into the "He's got the situation well in hand" line above. I guess the Undertaker dubbing me Mighty Mouse was quite fitting.

It's a dirty, dirty, dirrrrrrty job, but someone has to do it!



Damn! I need to start crunching the numbers to see what that will do to the value of my private collection.

Well you've never had an issue pulling up your sleeves and diving in Lyric so you can easily understand why someone would volunteer for such a difficult job. She's the heroine of the throng.

Ohhhhh! I hadn't thought of the trickle down effect of my posting a cock shot Lyric. I may have a load of stuff as well. Thanks for the heads up.

Cheers

 

[THE_UNDERTAKER]

MM? Oh right...

MIGHTY MOUSE​

Mr. trouble never hangs around,
when he hears this Mighty sound,

Here I come to save the day!
That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,
Mighty Mouse will join the fight!

On the sea or on the land,
He's got the situation well in hand!​

Of course Lit adds a whole new connotation to "Here I come to save the day!"

Thanks Again UT.

MIGHTY MOUSE? NAH.
MM COULD BE MEMENTO MORI.

 

[Mrgl720]

I've always had personal rules about what I will and won't post on Lit. They're simple and I've shared them before.

1. No face above the lips (except for eyes).
2. No cock. Period.

The rules are no surprise to long time viewers. How many times I've almost broken Rule 2 might be a surprise. Fortunately I've always had Lit friends to remind me of my rules. "Thanks for taking one for the team!" For one particular lady, "Thanks for taking far too many for the team".

Cheers

Your photos are always so tasteful.

 

[HonorableRogue]

MIGHTY MOUSE? NAH.
MM COULD BE MEMENTO MORI.

I'm OLD but I'm not dead UT!

Your photos are always so tasteful.

Mrgl! Always a pleasure to have you drop by. Oh wait. I think that's a kiss for each big tattoo (I'll give you the others later ).

I try for tasteful in my erotica. Huh. That almost seems like an oxymoron. I guess if I'd said tasteful in my soft core porn it would have been.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Well you've never had an issue pulling up your sleeves and diving in Lyric for such a difficult job. Thanks for the head.

Oh, you're welcome!




*snicker* I'm on top! Harder to check the quote.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh, you're welcome!




*snicker* I'm on top! Harder to check the quote.

The quote is easier to pull off with you on top. Come to think of it LOTS of things are easier to pull off with you on top Lyric. And I'm a big fan of the view.

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

Rules are good. With pictures like 'Following the Rules' who needs the rules to be broken. Of course for some trying to get you to slip could be very entertaining. Might even resort to begging. Who knows. Great pics as usual Rogue. Thank you.

 

[Lyricalli]

Might even resort to begging.

I've never made him beg to send me his rule-breaking pictures, but I can't speak for anyone else.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Rules are good. With pictures like 'Following the Rules' who needs the rules to be broken. Of course for some trying to get you to slip could be very entertaining. Might even resort to begging. Who knows. Great pics as usual Rogue. Thank you.

I've never made him beg to send me his rule-breaking pictures, but I can't speak for anyone else.

Rules are good (but rulers are better ). Come to think of it no one has ever directly asked me to break the rules. I wonder if it's becasue you're right about the non-rule breaking shots or if Lyric is right and I'm a floozy? Oh well, as long as everyone's happy it's all good. Or is it all bad.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

The 100 Game

When I started my thread two important things I wanted to focus on were fun and interaction. My first idea for fun and interaction was The 100 Game. The rules are simple.

Whoever posts a comment that is a multiple of 100 is offered the chance to suggest two ideas for pictures. The first is for the thread and the second is just for them.​

The first winner (after a secondary guessing game) was SlowteaseUK. Since then there have been 12 other winners and 4 pushes.

The 12 winners were (in order of appearance):
Lyricalli, LadyVer, Omegawolfen, Icy, AudreyMarie, BarefootGirl, LizzieEr and SweetnSassyVA. A quick count shows fewer than 12 names. It's because some have won more than once (Lyricalli x2, LadyVer x3, Omegawolfen x2, Icy x2).

The 4 pushes were me (800, 1000, 1200 and 1700).

I said ALL of that for two reasons:

1. I know I still owe some winners their pictures but I've lost my list. If I owe you one (or more) please send me a PM with you ideas.
2. I don't owe Lizzie hers anymore.

Yup. That's the 1400 image and we just passed 1700. I know I owe Stuva and Icy for sure and believe I owe Omega and Lyric.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Oh I like that. And I have just the picture in mind.

 

[Kimleigh]

When I started my thread two important things I wanted to focus on were fun and interaction. My first idea for fun and interaction was The 100 Game. The rules are simple.

Whoever posts a comment that is a multiple of 100 is offered the chance to suggest two ideas for pictures. The first is for the thread and the second is just for them.​

The first winner (after a secondary guessing game) was SlowteaseUK. Since then there have been 12 other winners and 4 pushes.

The 12 winners were (in order of appearance):
Lyricalli, LadyVer, Omegawolfen, Icy, AudreyMarie, BarefootGirl, LizzieEr and SweetnSassyVA. A quick count shows fewer than 12 names. It's because some have won more than once (Lyricalli x2, LadyVer x3, Omegawolfen x2, Icy x2).

The 4 pushes were me (800, 1000, 1200 and 1700).

I said ALL of that for two reasons:

1. I know I still owe some winners their pictures but I've lost my list. If I owe you one (or more) please send me a PM with you ideas.
2. I don't owe Lizzie hers anymore.

Yup. That's the 1400 image and we just passed 1700. I know I owe Stuva and Icy for sure and believe I owe Omega and Lyric.

Cheers

Hmmm, I'm still going to give you my pic idea and you can send it to me in private, ok? Ok! Glad you agree!

Looking sexy as ever! I love jean pics!

 

[Aphro]

When I started my thread two important things I wanted to focus on were fun and interaction. My first idea for fun and interaction was The 100 Game. The rules are simple.

Whoever posts a comment that is a multiple of 100 is offered the chance to suggest two ideas for pictures. The first is for the thread and the second is just for them.​

The first winner (after a secondary guessing game) was SlowteaseUK. Since then there have been 12 other winners and 4 pushes.

The 12 winners were (in order of appearance):
Lyricalli, LadyVer, Omegawolfen, Icy, AudreyMarie, BarefootGirl, LizzieEr and SweetnSassyVA. A quick count shows fewer than 12 names. It's because some have won more than once (Lyricalli x2, LadyVer x3, Omegawolfen x2, Icy x2).

The 4 pushes were me (800, 1000, 1200 and 1700).

I said ALL of that for two reasons:

1. I know I still owe some winners their pictures but I've lost my list. If I owe you one (or more) please send me a PM with you ideas.
2. I don't owe Lizzie hers anymore.

Yup. That's the 1400 image and we just passed 1700. I know I owe Stuva and Icy for sure and believe I owe Omega and Lyric.

Cheers

Oh geeze...this one...

*faints*

 

[Icy1]

When I started my thread two important things I wanted to focus on were fun and interaction. My first idea for fun and interaction was The 100 Game. The rules are simple.

Whoever posts a comment that is a multiple of 100 is offered the chance to suggest two ideas for pictures. The first is for the thread and the second is just for them.​

The first winner (after a secondary guessing game) was SlowteaseUK. Since then there have been 12 other winners and 4 pushes.

The 12 winners were (in order of appearance):
Lyricalli, LadyVer, Omegawolfen, Icy, AudreyMarie, BarefootGirl, LizzieEr and SweetnSassyVA. A quick count shows fewer than 12 names. It's because some have won more than once (Lyricalli x2, LadyVer x3, Omegawolfen x2, Icy x2).

The 4 pushes were me (800, 1000, 1200 and 1700).

I said ALL of that for two reasons:

1. I know I still owe some winners their pictures but I've lost my list. If I owe you one (or more) please send me a PM with you ideas.
2. I don't owe Lizzie hers anymore.

Yup. That's the 1400 image and we just passed 1700. I know I owe Stuva and Icy for sure and believe I owe Omega and Lyric.

Cheers

Very nice. I always like denim pics.

I must have the worst posting odds.

 

[Lyricalli]

I don't owe Lizzie hers anymore.

Yup. That's the 1400 image and we just passed 1700. I know I owe Stuva and Icy for sure and believe I owe Omega and Lyric.

Yes, you do owe me. I either did not know or forgot about the second time I won this little game.


Also, good job, Lizzie!



(Nice pic, Mr. Rogue... very nice )

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh I like that. And I have just the picture in mind.

Thanks Omega. I can't wait to see what you challenge me with.

Hmmm, I'm still going to give you my pic idea and you can send it to me in private, ok? Ok! Glad you agree!

Looking sexy as ever! I love jean pics!

Oh course Kim! You know my motto...

I'm easy but I'm not cheap.​

Thanks. The idea was Lizzie's I was just the executioner.

Oh geeze...this one...

*faints*

*runs over to collapsed Aphro*
*feels for a pulse* (Boobs have pulses right?)
*starts mouth to mouth*
*starts cheat compressions* (Of a sort)

Is it working? Do you feel any better? If the jeans are a problem I can take them off to lessen your chance of fainting again. *unzip* Damn! She fainted again.

Very nice. I always like denim pics.

I must have the worst posting odds.

Thanks Icy. Worst? You were 1600. I know I owe you one for sure. So put your thinking cap on and send me a challenge!

Yes, you do owe me. I either did not know or forgot about the second time I won this little game.

Also, good job, Lizzie!

(Nice pic, Mr. Rogue... very nice )

Oh I'm sure I owe you more than just the game prize. Ignorance is no excuse. I'll expect at least one idea soon. I have Stuva's and Omega's ideas. I'm sure Icy will come up with something soon and so will you hopefully.

Lizzie was extraordinarily demanding but I manged to satisfy her. And then I took her picture. *budda*boom*

Thanks Lyric. I actually used the selfie camera for that one. I know! Who says an old dog can't get a new bone... or something like that right?

Cheers