Sammael Bard
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Jokes on Vladimir Putin never fails to make me laugh. Here are a few pics...
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Kevin Hart
“Justin’s Canadian. He’s actually considered American, because no Canadian has ever been this much of an asshole.”
Pete Davidson
“My cast mate on SNL Kate McKinnon does a perfect impression of Justin. Perfect. Right down to the clit.”
“Justin’s fans are called Beliebers, because these days it’s considered politically incorrect to use the term retards.”
Now that's what I call a good joke!
Yes, I like it too, Maj. How are you?
Tio!!!
Exhausted from work - I'll soon need a hearing aid...
Otherwise I'm okay.
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Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, YMCA directors, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively.
Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
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PS: Before anyone raises a problem with this post; IT'S a JOKE!
I gave out a very un-lady like cackle.A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his 1911 Colt .45 calibre pistol with an 8 shot clip and yelled, "I want to know who's been screwing my wife?"
A voice from the back of the room called out... "You'll need more ammo!"