Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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A homeless man showed up at a winery asking for a job application. He was dirty and reeked of alcohol. He insisted the owner give him a chance by doing a wine tasting. After some arguing the owner gave in and asked his assistant to bring a sample of wine. The homeless man swirled it around in the glass and smelled it. He then took a sip and said, “Obviously red. Merlot. The grapes were not grown at this location; they were grown at a higher sea level. Aged in an oak barrel but not for long—I’d say for about a year.”
Impressed, the owner allowed him to sample another glass. And then another and another, each time the homeless man was spot on! But “he must be doing this to get some free booze” thought the owner, “I’ll show him!” The owner whispered something to his assistant and gave her a wink. A moment later she brought out a glass of urine.
The homeless man swirled it around, took a sniff, then drank it. “She’s about 5’2”. Black hair. 8 days pregnant and if I don’t get this job I’m going to tell everyone who the father is!”
Impressed, the owner allowed him to sample another glass. And then another and another, each time the homeless man was spot on! But “he must be doing this to get some free booze” thought the owner, “I’ll show him!” The owner whispered something to his assistant and gave her a wink. A moment later she brought out a glass of urine.
The homeless man swirled it around, took a sniff, then drank it. “She’s about 5’2”. Black hair. 8 days pregnant and if I don’t get this job I’m going to tell everyone who the father is!”