Cacatua_Galerita
Extra Virgin
- Joined
- May 3, 2023
- Posts
- 91
Careful. Elf orgies are a gateway activity... next they’ll be fornicating with unicorns.Elf-pleasure is not elf-abuse; let the woodlands fiddle!
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Careful. Elf orgies are a gateway activity... next they’ll be fornicating with unicorns.Elf-pleasure is not elf-abuse; let the woodlands fiddle!
Variety is the spice of life, to be sure, but, still, I'd watch out for those teeth.Werewolf-led orgies are a great way to be active... best - their fornicating isn't uniform.
Variety is the price of life of married life, to be sure, but, still, I watch out for guys with nice teeth.
So, then, no cruising for you!I'm not saying I'm queasy, just mal-de-mer under the right circumstances.
Well, it depends on the power of her thighs.So, then, no crushing for you!
I assure you she is a virgin, and worth every dollar for the man who gets to take the bloom.Well, it depends on the flower twixt her thighs.
I hear online deflowering is the latest thing.I assure you she is a virgin, and worth every dollar for the man who gets to watch the zoom.
In my day you could do that on the telephone.I hear online ordering flowers is the latest thing.
It was certainly a fun vaudeville act, although how did you manage to find a fresh virgin for every performance?In my day you would shout that through a megaphone.
It's almost a religion; there's new converts every day!It was certainly a fun vaudeville act, although how did you manage to find a fresh vegan for every performance?
I suppose that's one way of attracting new people to the lifestyle.It's almost a religion; there's new Corvettes won every day!
The church folk can be very hard on perverts like you.I suppose that's one way of distracting pew people from your lifestyle.
Sounds like the pews need some upholstery,The church fuck can be very hard on perverts like you.
What? Open carry isn't allowed in New York?Sounds like you need a shoulder holster.
Another ridiculous law! All fannies have a cleft.What? Cloven fanny isn't allowed in New York?
Well, I guess no one can say Al is half-assed!Another miraculous flaw! Al's fanny hasn't a cleft.
I'll call him ‘gripper’ – because he’s a lazy wanker.Well, I guess one can say Al has his haft-grasped!
I hear he likes to flip and flop both ways, but he's too lazy to do anything.I'll call him ‘Flipper’ – because he’s a lazy wanker.
All too often that's the way it is with old gray mares.I hear she likes to clip and clop both ways, but she's too crazy to do anything else.
Sounds like a fungicidal solution is in order.All too often that's the way it is with mold gray wares.
Been reading the Bible again?Sounds like a fratricidal solution is in order.
Yep. Can't get enough of her sweet, sweet nectar.Been eating out Billy again?
Of all the fetishes in the world, you end up in this quiet corner of paradise.Yep. Can't get enough of her sweet feet nectar.
This isn't the Shaker Meeting House?Of all the dervishes in the world, you spin into my quiet corner of paradise.
Yep. Like the rest of us...Is this the Shakin' Stevens House?