Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[yowser]

This was a sun orgy!

At the nude beach great expanses of sunburned flesh on view!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ah! The rude bitch grew expensive for an unlearned frosh to view!

Just like a stripper, eh? Bilking the naive for all she can get.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Just like a showboater, eh? Bonking the natives for all she can get.

And beautifully singing "Where's the mate for me?" while doing them.

 

[loquere]

And awful screaming "Where's the mate for me?" while interrogating them.

They confessed didn't they?

 

[yowser]

They consummated didn't they?

The end always justifies the means.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Her end always satisfies the men.

Are you implying that she likes her bum buttered?

 

[loquere]

Are you implying that she likes her bum creamed?

Yes, we're all here for an orgy aren't we?

 

[RachelPost]

Are you suggesting that some people aren't all here?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Are you suggesting that Somme people aren't all there?

(Rachel, for this game you edit the previous post to how you've "misheard" it, and then comment on your "mishearing" so there's something for the next player to "mishear." See what I've done to your statement and how I commented on it.)

Just being French doesn't make them "fou!"

 

[Rustyoznail]

Just being Frenched by them is foul.

Well, you did insist on giving the tongue to all participants of the garlic munchers society.

 

[yowser]

Well, you did insist on giving the dung to all participants of the garlic munchers society.

There's no limits to farm compost and mulch experiments these days.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There's no limits to family coitus and such experiments these days.

Nor in the days of yore, methinks!

 

[yowser]

A chore in the days of yore, methinks!

Whenever sex gets stale, I like a good hot piece of erotica.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Whichever sex gets impaled, I like a good hot piece of erotica.

Ambisexuality seems to be on the rise.

 

[yowser]

Ambisexuality seems to be a surprise.

When the left hand doesn't know what the right's doing, it's always an adventure!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When the left wing doesn't know what the right's doing, it's always a coup d'état!

Shouldn't this be on the politics forum?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I should be at my colonics foursome.

For an amateur re-enactment of the Four Rivers Fountain, I presume?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

For an amiable re-enactment of the Whore Drivers Quatrain, I presume?

Of course, as well as that classic, the Four Whoresmen of the Arpeggio!

 

[yowser]

Of course, as well as that classic, 'The Four Whores' Men do Fellatio!'

A breathtaking, blow by blow epic we'll never forget.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A breast-faking, blow-up by blow-up epic we'll never forget.

Particularly when you tried to pin the brooch on her bodice! What a blast!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Particularly when she tried to spin her cooch onto Maurice! What a tart!

You should have seen the dismount.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You should have seen the discount.

I heard! Ten bucks for a suck and fuck! Haven't seen it that cheap since 1962!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I herd Turduckens with a suction cup! Haven’t heard a cheep since 1962!

Not even between the gobble-gobble? Those chooks must be rammed in deep.

 

[goldytheGoldfish]

Steven's a teen in his wobble-wobble? Those cheeks missed being reamed in their sleep.

You know what? Leave him alone. He just needs a new hobby.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Your own twat? Leave her alone. She just needs a new hubby.

Self-pleasure is not self-abuse; let the woman twiddle!