NaokoSmith
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Why is my bedroom full of Barbies!
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Two new additions to the household today.
No, the wife didn't give birth to twins. We drove four hours to Dallas to pick up a pair of kittens.
Mind you, we already have a black-and-white cat that apparently only loves me, a full-bred (but mentally challenged) chihuahua that was a rescue pet, and a 20-pound "was supposed to be a chihuahua but holy hell can he run and jump" something-or-other.
Now we are the proud owners/parents of a pair of Bengal/Maine Coon kittens. They are brother and sister, and we got them from a rescue shelter for a grand total of $75.
If you have never heard of a Bengal cat, allow me to educate: these cats come about as the result of a breeding between a specific Asian leopard and a domestic cat. You end up with a very large cat that is feral in appearance and docile in temperament.
Now, take a Bengal and breed it with a Maine Coon, which is also a fairly large domestic cat. The result?
In our case, a couple of incredibly cute, cuddly, playful, and, eventually, very big pillows on legs.
I hope my wife knows what she's gotten us into.
LOL, I just posted piccies of the cat we are going to get next week in Naked.
I miss the cats we had over the years
I am very proud in general of my three boys, but of the eldest two in particular today. Both played cracking games of rugby against strong teams this morning in what may well be their last matches this season.
Much as I often moan about my Sundays being ruled by the RFU, I shall miss watching them over the summer, particularly as they've both developed as players so much this season...
I just need ...something. Are you listening out there, universe?
I was doing lateral pull downs at the gym when on the fifth repetition of my third set my vision went black and I had to stop my workout completely. What the fuck? I know my workouts have been a little lackluster lately due to the change of seasons and some mild to moderate depression, but this is just ridiculous.
What does 'keep in touch' mean? I'm just so bad at decoding verbal cues.
I just need ...something. Are you listening out there, universe?
I'm getting lots of emails offering nubile single Russian women. Unfortunately they're to my other hotmail account, the demure mommy lady's address. I suppose if I go along to the schoolgate with my arm wrapped round a sexy Russian lady my cover will be blown.
Wo jo muskurate they, jo kisi ko khwabon mein, apne paas paate they
Unki neend tooti hai... Aur hain wo ab tanha
For sale, rent, or marriage?
Just wondering . . . .
Shall I forward one? Er, email I mean. (Natasha, get off my lap!)