Isolated Blurt Thread

[damppanties]

Seems like you have it all under control then. But I'm so curious as to how she found out if you have it under a pen name...

Oh, and poor kid. Teachers can be so mean sometimes.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Seems like you have it all under control then. But I'm so curious as to how she found out if you have it under a pen name...

Oh, and poor kid. Teachers can be so mean sometimes.

I know. I am curious, she wasn't quite sure herself but I will refuse to pass her unless she reveals all, LOL.

Bloody cow! I will give her a right slapping, I can tell you! Piglet has had a really rough year in school this year. It doesn't help that her supposed best friend, daughter of the alkie, whispers in her ear and distracts her all the time. But I expect teachers to be able to distinguish between distraction and laziness.

 

[damppanties]

I am curious, she wasn't quite sure herself but I will refuse to pass her unless she reveals all, LOL.

Haha. You have to tell me when you get to know.

 

[slyc_willie]

See, I just keep reading the above posts as an unfurling plot line for a rather interesting and delicious lesbian story . . . .

 

[damppanties]

See, I just keep reading the above posts as an unfurling plot line for a rather interesting and delicious lesbian story . . . .

Write it.

 

[slyc_willie]

Write it.

As if I haven't got enough on my plate as it is. Naoko wants the double-booked bathtime thing, I have my new adult fantasyland story idea, a possible rework of a huge series I just pulled off Lit . . . .

Sheesh. My daughter may think I'm Superman, but I do have my limits.

You write it.

 

[damppanties]

As if I haven't got enough on my plate as it is. Naoko wants the double-booked bathtime thing, I have my new adult fantasyland story idea, a possible rework of a huge series I just pulled off Lit . . . .

Sheesh. My daughter may think I'm Superman, but I do have my limits.

You write it.

Oh, no no! You're not fobbing this off on me. I have three plot bunnies hopping around already.

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, no no! You're not fobbing this off on me. I have three plot bunnies hopping around already.

Excuses, excuses . . . .

 

[damppanties]

Excuses, excuses . . . .

Oh, and you were chomping at the bit to write it.

 

[slyc_willie]

Oh, and you were chomping at the bit to write it.

Actually, I think Naoko should write it, and see what happens in class after it posts.

 

[damppanties]

Actually, I think Naoko should write it, and see what happens in class after it posts.

Bwahaha!!! I totally support that idea.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Yes I really have time to write this.

Good news, my student is a secret sub, training a friend who has Dom hankerings, so she will not be blackmailing me . I mean, writing about Welsh werewolves who wear condoms is hardly blackmail material, is it? Well ... not if you already had your piccie in a pinup shot plastered all over some lesbian rag. Sheesh, they told me they wanted to publish my postmodern feminist account of the body! I probably ought to have been suspicious when they suggested the accompanying portrait be in a swimsuit. Not that you can see much of the swimsuit the way they posed it ....

Anyway, my colleague pointed out that very few academics can boast a similar publication, which is true.

Oh, and er - that was a long time ago. Total dog these days, guys! Believe me.

And I have just had to go into the school in bloody linen, cashmere and pearls to do this to the teacher :caning:, whom I have left whimpering in the corridors promising never to be mean to my little Piggle-wiggle again.

And I can't find my diamante sunglasses. What is a MILF without her accessories? I ask you. Someone find my diamante sunglasses. They actually are a medical necessity, since they help my hayfever. I wonder if I can get a replacement pair on prescription ....

I don't think there's any kind of story in that lot that would interest people on here!

 

[damppanties]

Well ... not if you already had your piccie in a pinup shot plastered all over some lesbian rag. Sheesh, they told me they wanted to publish my postmodern feminist account of the body! I probably ought to have been suspicious when they suggested the accompanying portrait be in a swimsuit. Not that you can see much of the swimsuit the way they posed it ....

Anyway, my colleague pointed out that very few academics can boast a similar publication, which is true.

Which esteemed publication is this? What volume? Issue? Merely asking, not like I'll run out and... uh, so name and details?

I don't think there's any kind of story in that lot that would interest people on here!

Riiight.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Which esteemed publication is this? What volume? Issue? Merely asking, not like I'll run out and... uh, so name and details?

 

[damppanties]

 

[Handley_Page]

A little experiment with Photobucket failed in that I got one picture to come up, accompanied by all the others, which is NOT what I wanted.

Gerr rr rr

 

[NaokoSmith]

A little experiment with Photobucket failed in that I got one picture to come up, accompanied by all the others, which is NOT what I wanted.

Gerr rr rr

Ooops. That was lovely! LOL, although I was just going to post, Is the Ferrari yours too, and is that you holding that big fish, the one that didn't get away, LOL.

 

[johneb87]

Here you go, HP.
http://sdrv.ms/19tAlnc

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Why were these anchor bolts delivered to the office instead of the job site? Now I have to go out and waste my day (not that I am doing anything in the office anyway today).

 

[NaokoSmith]

Why were these anchor bolts delivered to the office instead of the job site? Now I have to go out and waste my day (not that I am doing anything in the office anyway today).

Mmm, anchor bolts? That sounds exciting

 

[SweetMaj]

What's the purpose of being alive?

I have a hard time finding an answer today.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm getting too old to look after a 2 year old for a whole day.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

What's the purpose of being alive?

I have a hard time finding an answer today.

To see what happens next? That's the only reason I keep going.

 

[johneb87]

What's the purpose of being alive?

I have a hard time finding an answer today.

*hugs* I know how you feel.

 

[NaokoSmith]

What's the purpose of being alive?

I have a hard time finding an answer today.

Oh, Maj.
<HUG>

I'm getting too old to look after a 2 year old for a whole day.

Everyone except another 2 year old is too old to look after a 2 year old for a whole day .

Actually, I have just sneaked on this board to go, Oops, not a Lady to cross today! Not content with beating up the Piglet teacher and leaving her whimpering in the school corridor. (Piglet centre of peer admiration for having a mum who came in to sort out horrid mean teacher.) I have just got back from the Piglet kayakking session, on the drive home I have to come down off a flyover and cut across two lanes of traffic to get into the lane to go home. You cannot see two lanes in the wing mirror - this is just one of those Welsh road design features which are really saying: Go home if you are English.

Anyway, I can see a car coming along too fast but I will get in the gap if he cuts back to the proper speed so I cut him up, LOL. Then instead of going, Oh well, we are all OK, what the Hell, he started sounding his horn at me. Ordinarily I would be really upset at having committed such a grievous traffic offence but I was like, I am twice your age and I had breakfast, sunshine, so I gave him the finger.

Man! You should have seen him go! He was winding down the window and shouting all sorts, not that I could hear cuz I was not going to be winding down my window to hear him, was I?

Piglet says, "Mum, I thought about doing the Whatever W at him," and I was like, "Not necessary, what I did out of your eyeline - cuz I am a mom after all - was quite sufficient." <snerk>.