Isolated Blurt Thread

[trysail]

Young Chuck bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs (substitute Merrill Lynch, Alex. Brown, Hambrecht & Quist, Morgan Stanley, Fidelity, Montgomery, Robertson, T. Rowe Price, Eaton Vance, John Nuveen, UBS, etc., etc., as appropriate).

 

[cloudy]

I have this absolutely gorgeous male in my bed tonight.

it's my eight-year-old son, and he's snoring

 

[bluebell]

I shouldn't do that.
Dammit. Think, idiot, think!

 

[Guest]

Why can't I find a decent headset system for my backstage crew?

Why are people fucking with me?

Why is rum interfering with my typing?

 

[Belegon]

Okay.

That was the hardest fucking thing I ever did in my entire life.

Damn.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I need to drop 6lbs in exactly a week. Don't think that is possible.

 

[oggbashan]

E-mails from me

I am getting spam emails sent to me advertising Viagra, apparently from myself as oggbashan@yahoo.co.uk (and also apparently from and to my real identity).

When I open the email the address looks exactly as if I'd sent it.

Should I be concerned? What, if anything, can I do about this apparent identity theft?

Og

 

[Guest]

Okay.

That was the hardest fucking thing I ever did in my entire life.

Damn.

 

[hollyocks]

I am getting spam emails sent to me advertising Viagra, apparently from myself as oggbashan@yahoo.co.uk (and also apparently from and to my real identity).

When I open the email the address looks exactly as if I'd sent it.

Should I be concerned? What, if anything, can I do about this apparent identity theft?

Og

demand a discount on the viagra

 

[rgraham666]

Okay.

That was the hardest fucking thing I ever did in my entire life.

Damn.

*HUGS* buddy.

I will now take a minute to drool over holly's latest AV.

 

[hollyocks]

*HUGS* buddy.

I will now take a minute to drool over holly's latest AV.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I am getting spam emails sent to me advertising Viagra, apparently from myself as oggbashan@yahoo.co.uk (and also apparently from and to my real identity).

When I open the email the address looks exactly as if I'd sent it.

Should I be concerned? What, if anything, can I do about this apparent identity theft?

Og

Do you have a sister named Sybil? MPD might run in the family and one of you could be trying to tell the others something.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I can't decide whether it is better to be dignified and show restraint with one's emotions or to wear one's heart on one's sleeve and throw caution to the wind. I've done both at different times in my life with different results. Always balancing the two and trying to be wise is hard.

 

[Gi_Venus]

I can't decide whether it is better to be dignified and show restraint with one's emotions or to wear one's heart on one's sleeve and throw caution to the wind. I've done both at different times in my life with different results. Always balancing the two and trying to be wise is hard.

One you can say at least I...... on the other you may say later. Why didn't I..... Then again if it is someone who loves the dance of intimacy play the middle with only a little bit on the sleeve. Or you can yes no them to death and make em crazy As most love is the later as realization hits us that we are enamoured. The yes no happens before madness sets in. Once it is yes yes yes all bets are off. Put it on your sleeve and and abandon yourself for you have no choice at that point.

 

[Gi_Venus]

I am getting spam emails sent to me advertising Viagra, apparently from myself as oggbashan@yahoo.co.uk (and also apparently from and to my real identity).

When I open the email the address looks exactly as if I'd sent it.

Should I be concerned? What, if anything, can I do about this apparent identity theft?

Og

Og you may have a virus utilizing your computer which probably means everyone in your address box is getting lovely emails from you. Scan with a good antiviral software. Or it is a ploy to get you to open the email.

 

[Safe_Bet]

One you can say at least I...... on the other you may say later. Why didn't I..... Then again if it is someone who loves the dance of intimacy play the middle with only a little bit on the sleeve. Or you can yes no them to death and make em crazy As most love is the later as realization hits us that we are enamoured. The yes no happens before madness sets in. Once it is yes yes yes all bets are off. Put it on your sleeve and and abandon yourself for you have no choice at that point.

~Hugs ~

VERY well said.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

One you can say at least I...... on the other you may say later. Why didn't I..... Then again if it is someone who loves the dance of intimacy play the middle with only a little bit on the sleeve. Or you can yes no them to death and make em crazy As most love is the later as realization hits us that we are enamoured. The yes no happens before madness sets in. Once it is yes yes yes all bets are off. Put it on your sleeve and and abandon yourself for you have no choice at that point.

I love this response, GI_Venus. This is the best advice I've gotten in a long time. Merci mille fois, mon ami. Tu es tres gentile et tres belle.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Why isn't it Tuesday yet?

*wants to play poker*

 

[CeriseNoire]

Ah, the stamina of youth. Five times with barely a brink to recover in between... lucky me.

 

[hollyocks]

Why isn't it Tuesday yet?

*wants to play poker*

don't wish your life away

 

[TheeGoatPig]

don't wish your life away

Ok than. I wish it was always poker (or poke her, either way ) day

 

[hollyocks]

Ok than. I wish it was always poker (or poke her, either way ) day

poke-her sounds most fun babe

 

[TheeGoatPig]

poke-her sounds most fun babe

It sure enough was the last time I partook me of some poking, even with the back splitting pain in missionary, and the fact that she was looser than anything I had ever been in.

 

[hollyocks]

It sure enough was the last time I partook me of some poking, even with the back splitting pain in missionary, and the fact that she was looser than anything I had ever been in.

i get quite looses after several guys

 

[Safe_Bet]

i get quite looses after several guys

You know the cure for that don't you? Girls only!