I'm not a plagiarist... I swear.

[EmilyMiller]

I just had an epiphany about what the song "Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward is REALLY about...

Oh, hun…

 

[Djmac1031]

Oh, hun…

I'm slow, but I get me there.

 

[Euphony]

I'm planning an entirely original story where a man has sex with a woman, but here's the twist. He puts it in her butt! Please tell me no one has done that one yet.

Sounds Greek to me.

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm currently working on a story about a mom who becomes sexually attracted to her son after a car ride where she's forced to sit on his lap.

I'm almost positive THAT one's never been done before, right?

Damn, I think you're on to something, D.

 

[Djmac1031]

Damn, I think you're on to something, D.

I even came up with a unique name for what they do.

I call it "incest."

I'm hoping it'll catch on...

 

[Euphony]

I even came up with a unique name for what they do.

I call it "incest."

I'm hoping it'll catch on...

I prefered "diphtheria" but it was a fair contest and "incest" won the day if only by a handful of votes.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

His hand?

Em

Do back doors even have doorbells?

Bicycle bell? Door bell?

From the way I've confused you 3, I'll assume no one has used this idea before.

-success -

I think I'll just need a lot of exposition to explain the concept

 

[MediocreAuthor]

That reminds me, there is one very big difference between our stories:

Yours has butt stuff.

That is funny to me, because irl, I'm pretty meh about butt stuff, but you'd never guess that from reading my stories. Anything to keep the story fresh.

 

[Djmac1031]

That is funny to me, because irl, I'm pretty meh about butt stuff, but you'd never guess that from reading my stories. Anything to keep the story fresh.

Hopefully your characters are keeping things fresh as well...

 

[MediocreAuthor]

All the slang terms and euphemisms you used in Test Subjects, but NOW you're tip toeing around the dirty words?

Man, coming up with (and looking up) all those juvenile sex names was so much fun. I was cracking up

 

[ElectricBlue]

From the way I've confused you 3, I'll assume no one has used this idea before.

-success -

I think I'll just need a lot of exposition to explain the concept

You'll be fine. Start the story with a five hundred word data dump, saying, "It was the summer vacation and I went back home, trying to forget about Alice who I'd known since the eighth grade but it all got mixed up with my parents' divorce," and a whole ton more pointless exposition which has nothing to do with the story, and you'll have something completely original, never before seen on Lit. It'll do well.

 

[Djmac1031]

trying to forget about Alice who I'd known since the eighth grade

You forgot to mention her bra size. It's integral to the plot.

 

[Euphony]

You'll be fine. Start the story with a five hundred word data dump, saying, "It was the summer vacation and I went back home, trying to forget about Alice who I'd known since the eighth grade but it all got mixed up with my parents' divorce," and a whole ton more pointless exposition which has nothing to do with the story, and you'll have something completely original, never before seen on Lit. It'll do well.

"She liked her oatmeal in a goldielocks fashion. Not the mushy mess of instant but not the fiberosity of full steel cut groats. She hadn't always been this way. Hadn't always cared for oatmeal, not in the slightest. But these days, the Quaker man was a frequent visitor to her morning table. Though she sometimes wondered if she might switch brands, be it that she didn't very well care for the Quaker's second class treatment of women. She was a feminist after all. Sure, non-practicing but beliefs are fundamental things you see. You go to bed with them. You wake up with them. Thusly they have breakfast with you everyday which is why, you see, a brand change was necessary because greeting another god given day with the porridge of the patriarchy no longer soothed but now upset her stomach.

And then there's the matter of grapefruit spoons..."