I blame onehitwanda...

[onehitwanda]

I was wandaring whether that one would get me into trouble.

Not all who Wanda are lost.

Just confused by shiny surfaces, really.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I was wandaring whether that one would get me into trouble.

I knew if I looked I would find the right song. Ever been to Newport News, VA? The narrator was obviously taking advantage of the situation.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Not all who Wanda are lost.

Just confused by shiny surfaces, really.

It’s not just I/T with good stories,
The lesbian category’s great
And best of them are Wanda’s glories
They’re peerless, there is no debate

In one woman a fire shall be woken
As as another her hand slips between
Beautiful are her words when they’re spoken
And again we’ll crown Wanda the queen

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Not all who Wanda are lost.

Just confused by shiny surfaces, really.

Um, did you mean lust?

 

[Bramblethorn]

It's a wandaful, wandaful life...

 

[SimonDoom]

Don't know much about lesbian sex.
Don't know much about that girl I text.
Don't know much about what girls adore.
Don't know what that pink toy is for.

But I do know what I like to read,
And if it could be explained to me,

What a wandaful world it would be.

 

[onehitwanda]

It’s not just I/T with good stories,
The lesbian category’s great
And best of them are Wanda’s glories
They’re peerless, there is no debate

In one woman a fire shall be woken
As as another her hand slips between
Beautiful are her words when they’re spoken
And again we’ll crown Wanda the queen

I should have known you'd get the reference. Nerd.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I should have known you'd get the reference. Nerd.

Just got this.

You two make me feel so inadequate. you know that, right? Nicely rephrased, Em...

 

[EmilyMiller]

I should have known you'd get the reference. Nerd.

It not a very secret code now, is it ?

Em

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

It not a very secret code now, is it ?

Em

Question is, do we need to start calling @onehutwanfa Strider?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Question is, do we need to start calling @onehutwanfa Strider?

I was trying to think of a sapphic alternative.

Em

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I was trying to think of a sapphic alternative.

Em

Might need to look to GoT for sapphic opportunities.

 

[StillStunned]

I was trying to think of a sapphic alternative.

Em

The best I can come up with is Strapper.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

The best I can come up with is Strapper.

Maybe stripper.

 

[SimonDoom]

I was trying to think of a sapphic alternative.

Em

Ride-Her.

 

[Bamagan]

Ride-Her.

And put her away wet.

 

[SimonDoom]

Eowyn looked up, desperately, lustfully.

"Wandagorn," she said, "Must you take the Paths of the Dead?" Her finger toyed insouciantly with Wandagorn's tunic. "Can't you stay a while?"

Wandagorn looked back at the lustful horse-princess. Eowyn's breasts heaved like pale doves ready to take flight. Was she wrong in thinking that a few buttons had been undone since their last encounter?

"I can't," Wandagorn said, but the resolve in her voice weakened. She'd been in the wild for so long with smelly, dirty men, elves, dwarves, and oh! those filthy hobbits. A few moments of feminine company surely wouldn't delay the quest too much. What Arwen didn't know wouldn't hurt her, would it?

"Please?" Eowyn beckoned, undoing yet another button in her blouse.

Wandagorn made up her mind. The Paths of the Dead could wait for a bit.

 

[onehitwanda]

And put her away wet.

I choose a mortal life

 

[Bramblethorn]

Wandagorn made up her mind. The Paths of the Dead could wait for a bit.

"Might as well warm up with a little death first."