I blame onehitwanda...

[MrPixel]

That song certainly has strong 'ear worm' credentials. It's visited me quite a few times over the years.

A pox on all your houses! I was not familiar with that tune… until last night… now I am. I dialed up the YouTube vid. Definitely dungeon material. I’ll file it next to the heavier crops.

 

[gunhilltrain]

You mean St Trinian's isn't a real school???

Well, having Alastair Sim play Headmistress Millicent Fritton was an interesting touch. I suspect he had a good time with that role. I'm sure that Monty Python must have seen some of the films when they were young.

https://www.alamy.com/alastair-sim-blue-murder-at-st-trinians-1957-image468466634.html

Seems like a promising setting for a story if anyone is inspired. Unfortunately, there would be problems making it fit the age guidelines here.

 

[Zootonius]

Oh you guys

Just had to check in on the unruly classroom.

 

[Bamagan]

Just had to check in on the unruly classroom.

Naughty Zoot!

 

[Rob_Royale]

I've a super sexy coworker named Wanda. It like to hit that, one time.

 

[StillStunned]

I've a super sexy coworker named Wanda. It like to hit that, one time.

I had a super sexy coworker. I married her.

 

[EmilyMiller]

@onehitwanda has an imposter…

https://twitter.com/OneHitWandaWRIR

 

[StillStunned]

@onehitwanda has an imposter…

https://twitter.com/OneHitWandaWRIR

Maybe that's the real Wanda? I mean, what do we really know about her? Maybe she isn't on the Continent eating cheese, maybe she's actually riding a unicorn in Richmond.

 

[Bramblethorn]

maybe she's actually riding a unicorn in Richmond.

I've lost track of what that's a euphemism for.

 

[onehitwanda]

I've lost track of what that's a euphemism for.

Stop kink shaming alright?!

 

[TxRad]

Do unicorns blush?

Asking for a friend.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Stop kink shaming alright?!

It's actually a theme park, or two of them in Baltimore and Richmond, VA. They appear very child-oriented, so any kink has to be in the imaginations of the adults with them.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/saturday-november-11-richmond-unicorn-world-tickets-693069348077

 

[Bramblethorn]

Stop kink shaming alright?!

But kink shaming is my kink!

 

[EmilyMiller]

But kink shaming is my kink!

Douglas Hofstadter called. Said he wants to talk to you about this idea for a book.

Em

 

[BobbyLaker]

I have to do the weekly grocery shop later and the stores will be rammed, given the season.

All @onehitwanda 's doing

 

[Bamagan]

I have to do the weekly grocery shop later and the stores will be rammed, given the season.

All @onehitwanda 's doing

Ah, excellent. I've been seeing signs and pamphlets around my area asking, "Do you know the reason for the season?" So it's @onehitwanda! I'm glad that mystery is solved.

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

Is she responsible for the Bossa Nova?

 

[HordHolm]

Is she responsible for the Bossa Nova?

Not sure, but I do believe we have to blame her for the boogie...

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

Is she Canadian? We've been instructed to blame that whole country.

 

[StillStunned]

@onehitwanda has an imposter…

https://twitter.com/OneHitWandaWRIR

I've just realised: our Wanda and this Wanda must be two of the Seven Wandas of the World.

 

[samhasstories]

I've just realised: our Wanda and this Wanda must be two of the Seven Wandas of the World.

Wow. Well done sir. I think you can take the rest of the day off.

 

[StillStunned]

Wow. Well done sir. I think you can take the rest of the day off.

Thanks! Of course it's already past quittin' time here, but I appreciate the gesture.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Ah, excellent. I've been seeing signs and pamphlets around my area asking, "Do you know the reason for the season?" So it's @onehitwanda! I'm glad that mystery is solved.

So the reason for the season is spending money on gifts for people who probably won't be that thrilled at what you get them anyway? "Oh, a pair of gloves, just what I wanted." (I actually like getting gloves, but that's just me.)

 

[onehitwanda]

I've just realised: our Wanda and this Wanda must be two of the Seven Wandas of the World.

 

[StillStunned]

I was wandaring whether that one would get me into trouble.