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My Friend Kipper
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
Deciding to be frank, he asks, 'Do you know me?'
She replied, 'I'm not sure, but I think you're the father of one of my
kids.'
The man is shocked and taken aback; his mind travels back to the only time
he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. He blurts out, "My God, are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with
all my buddies watching while your partner spanked my behind with wet
celery???'
She replied calmly, 'No...I'm your son's teacher."
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
Deciding to be frank, he asks, 'Do you know me?'
She replied, 'I'm not sure, but I think you're the father of one of my
kids.'
The man is shocked and taken aback; his mind travels back to the only time
he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. He blurts out, "My God, are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with
all my buddies watching while your partner spanked my behind with wet
celery???'
She replied calmly, 'No...I'm your son's teacher."