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My Friend Kipper
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A man kept coming to Marylou's cafe and ordering ham & eggs.
To play a prank, Marylou scratched ham & eggs off the menu.
The next time he came in, she handed him the menu, saying honey,
I just scratched what you like! Well, he replied, wash your
fingers and get me some ham & eggs!
A man came home to his wife and told him his dick was caught
in the pickle slicer and he was fired.
She unzipped his pants and asked him, why, its alright, where's the pickle slicer?
Oh, she got fired too!
To play a prank, Marylou scratched ham & eggs off the menu.
The next time he came in, she handed him the menu, saying honey,
I just scratched what you like! Well, he replied, wash your
fingers and get me some ham & eggs!
A man came home to his wife and told him his dick was caught
in the pickle slicer and he was fired.
She unzipped his pants and asked him, why, its alright, where's the pickle slicer?
Oh, she got fired too!