Help needed from an artist who likes both Tolkien and pussy

[GrushaVashnadze]

Hello. I am writing a story which requires a piece of artwork to be included, which I do not have the competence to draw myself. Basically, I am looking for an explicit "map" of the female external genitalia, but in a Tolkien The Hobbit map style, i.e. a bit like the example below. We could discuss privately what needs to be included on the map, including text (both English and Dwarvish!). But does anyone fancy having a go at this? Please PM me - thanks!

 

[damnmad660]

Probably the hardest part about this will be getting the texts right. There are some great free Tolkien fonts check out https://www.fontspace.com/category/JRR-Tolkien. I didn't check for a translation into Dwarvish, but I bet that's out there too. My drawing tablet broke and I haven't bothered replacing it, otherwise I'd look at doing it.

 

[Rob_Royale]

That's a very unique idea. I hope you find someone who can help you.

 

[damnmad660]

Sorry but just a bit more info. Have a look at https://tengwartranscriber.github.io/ for a translation tool into elvish and dwarvish.

 

[GrushaVashnadze]

Probably the hardest part about this will be getting the texts right. There are some great free Tolkien fonts check out https://www.fontspace.com/category/JRR-Tolkien. I didn't check for a translation into Dwarvish, but I bet that's out there too. My drawing tablet broke and I haven't bothered replacing it, otherwise I'd look at doing it.

Thanks for the fonts etc. Actually, though, I am not too worried about getting the texts authentically transliterated, as the story will be a piece of irreverent satirical nonsense. But I can't draw for toffee, so I am looking for someone who can, and could transform my incompetent scrawls, superimposed on a cunt pic, into something which captures some of the distinctive Tolkien look.

Any takers out there?

 

[KimAwakened]

This thread is an excellent underlining of that old observation: all people grow old but not all grow up...

 

[GrushaVashnadze]

Well, I haven't finished the map - but the story is up, here: The Fockit, or, In and Out Again

 

[sexy_louise]

I love this thread! Might read your story too

 

[sexy_louise]

Alright, finished. It's excellent! I'll post a detailed review once I get the chance.