EmilyMiller
Perv of the Impverse
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My 750 word Indiana Jones parody, Juliana Jones and the Rod of Ra starts like this:
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I'd managed to avoid the Cairo riots. A berth on a Nile barge had gotten me to Luxor and to him, to Mido. My guide for the next stage. He wasn't cheap. The slime-ball had tried to negotiate a barter arrangement, but he wasn't my type. I doubt he was any woman's type. The odor would put off a crocodile.
Still, he knew his ancient monuments. Trying to breathe through my mouth, we made plans. That night we left together for the tomb. I'd let Mido see the papyrus map I had secured, but it never left my person. As we approached our destination, I checked off the landmarks. Reaching the final marker, I was aware of eyes on me.
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There isn’t a voice over in Raiders, but I had Harrison’s voice from the theatrical version of Blade Runner in my head all the time I was writing this.
Do you ever have similar things happen in your writing?
Emily
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I'd managed to avoid the Cairo riots. A berth on a Nile barge had gotten me to Luxor and to him, to Mido. My guide for the next stage. He wasn't cheap. The slime-ball had tried to negotiate a barter arrangement, but he wasn't my type. I doubt he was any woman's type. The odor would put off a crocodile.
Still, he knew his ancient monuments. Trying to breathe through my mouth, we made plans. That night we left together for the tomb. I'd let Mido see the papyrus map I had secured, but it never left my person. As we approached our destination, I checked off the landmarks. Reaching the final marker, I was aware of eyes on me.
—
There isn’t a voice over in Raiders, but I had Harrison’s voice from the theatrical version of Blade Runner in my head all the time I was writing this.
Do you ever have similar things happen in your writing?
Emily