Porkwarrior
Midlife Man Whore
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2012
- Posts
- 7,531
Numerous times.
HYE ridden a horse?
Yes.
HYE eaten horse meat?
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Numerous times.
HYE ridden a horse?
HYE farted at an inopportune moment in bed?
HYE eaten horse meat?
Yes. Yes, I did.
I am genuinely surprised that my answer is no. Hell, I had kangaroo meat the other day.
Have you ever had sex in a restaurant?
No.
HYE had sex with your waiter/waitress?
HYE had sex with your waiter/waitress?
Have you ever had sex in a place that many people would consider scandalous?
Have you ever had every fantasy fulfilled?
HYE been teasing your partner so much at a restaurant you had to slip out or sneak into the bathroom between entree & dessert?
Of course not.
Well, I have slipped out for a very quick quickie, but it wasn't preceded by a lot of teasing.
Have you ever done it while standing with your back against a brick wall?
Yes, but it was her back pressed against the wall.
HYE had sex on the hood of a stranger's car?
HYE had sex in a pickup truck?
Sounds fun, but no.
Have you ever masturbated in the passenger seat of a moving vehicle?
No, but if there wasn't as much traffic as there was I might have.
HYE been naked in the passenger seat of a moving vehicle?
Yes
Have you ever had a bj while you were driving a vehicle?
Yes.....what a long and winding road it was
HYE....played patty cake in the back of a car?
Not in the back of a car
HYE had sex in a baseball dugout?
Wow, that would be hot, but I have to say no.
HYE in left field?
Not in left field
HYE had sex up against a tree?
yes.....aye, that mighty oak!
HYE on a damn?
Nope, never had sex on a swear word....but have heard damn during it.
HYE had sex on a dam?
Yes.
HYE had sex in a public library?
nodding it's challenging not because of the venue but the lack of noise in the environment...
HYE been inadvertently bruised during sex?
yes husband has bruised my breasts during some spirited titty slapping and also inner thighs from when he digs his hands in too roughly...enjoyed bothnodding it's challenging not because of the venue but the lack of noise in the environment...
HYE been inadvertently bruised during sex?
yes husband has bruised my breasts during some spirited titty slapping and also inner thighs from when he digs his hands in too roughly...enjoyed both
HYE burped in your lovers mouth while kissing?