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A clever advertising turn of phrase, aimed at college attendees, showing a building as both a 'dorm' and a 'house'.
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A clever advertising turn of phrase, aimed at college attendees, showing a building as both a 'dorm' and a 'house'.
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An elision from the world of marketing: adverb-teasing. It refers to the practice of enhancing a verb in a product description to make it seem more appealing to the consumers.
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Bowers are obsequious people who display variants of demi-prostration in the presence of anyone they suspect is superior to them. Less generously, they are known as Toffee-Nosed Toadies.
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Those that instinctively move towards adverb-teasing devices, designs, and other detachments are considered "to-ads".
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"Instinctive" denotes a state of being dyed another color via the insertion of a tincture of that color into the very substance of the things so dyed.
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Standing, sitting, kneeling, crawling, or prone, a sub stance is immediately apparent to the skilled observer. The averted eyes, posture that greatly reduces physical threat, and often shivering, tremors, and/or tears in extreme cases all add to the determination.
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Post Ure describes the period in the history of the British synth-pop band, ‘Ultravox’, after the departure of their founder and lead singer who featured on the almost chart-topping hit, ‘Vienna’.
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When carbonated beverages attain unnatural flavors such as ‘blue raspberry’, ‘prune conumme’, or ‘cola’, they become known as synth-pop.
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Among the cognoscenti, "flavors" is an arcane bit of argot spoken sub rosa in reference to "gifts," or "favors," of a lingually concupiscent nature. The interpolation of the "l" signifies the source of the favor.
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In the, ‘Scouse’ dialect prevalent in the city of Liverpool, England, arcane differentiates the cane belonging to us, from different canes belonging to others.
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Break-fast is what automobile drivers do when the see a deer in the road.
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Deer are hooved mammals - ungulates. They are antler-bearing, with most but not all species shedding their antlers during part of the year and regrowing them prior to the breeding season.
Alternately, they are a digitally psychoactive substance that were named for a contraction (Digital beer).
Alternately, it's a term of endearment for the poor spellers of the world.
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"Alter-natives" were programs instituted by colonial powers in an effort to transform indigenous peoples.
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waste /weɪst/ n. A sustainable paste alternative stationery manufacturers produce from recycling used condoms; commonly used to create the weird-tasting adhesive strip one licks to seal envelope flaps.
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Mastication is a personal period of retreat and recovery focusing primarily around autoerotic behaviors, often but not necessarily including audio/video adult entertainments.
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behavior /bəˈhāvyər/ n. A type of gangbang in which the sexual atmosphere closely resembles that of a beehive; specifically where a dominant female (the queen bee) demands that a group of male submissives (drones), acting as service tops, tend to her sexual desires by inseminating each of her orifices simultaneously.
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E-man-cipation is a recent development in online sex. The term refers to a male who is invited to join in with a group of women having a virtual bachelorette party.
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invite /ɪnˈvaɪt/ n. A vaginally-inserted, vitamin suppository administered before intercourse to increase the odds of gestation, often associated with breeding fetish.
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A psychomedical condition characterized by an overwhelming concern that one's toes will suffer a variety of dreadful illnesses.
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dreadful /ˈdredfəl/ n. Tangled or matted stands of hair found on or around unshaven genitals during oral sex.
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An "ancestor" is a relative from a prior generation who was known to engage in sexual relations with another relative.
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prior /ˈprī(ə)r/ n. A male or female dominant, with a high-degree of investigative training, who specializes in consensual BDSM dynamics where blackmail and other forms of public humiliation occur as part of a negotiated power exchange.
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