NoTalentHack
Corrupting Influence
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Here on Literotica, What Dreams May Come by @ThatNewGuy had me laughing out loud at several points. College girl hooks up with her crush, has great sex, and then...
In terms of the funniest book I've ever read? This one is very situational. I was visiting a friend in London 20-odd years ago, and she took me to the V&A. We ended up wandering around for a while, finally coming to a "Live in Victorian England" exhibit. There were a selection of children's books there with... very Victorian England ideas in them. That wasn't the funny bit, though.
One of them had used an old-fashioned typeface, the kind where the "s" looked like "f". The author regaled us with tales of "pretty dreffef," "lovely green graff under a blue fky," and, the thing that broke us, "whale fifheries." Because there's nothing that Victorian children need to know more about than whaling, especially with a font that reads like Sylvester the Cat.
It's basically 4.3K words of her desperately trying to sleep and/or contemplating smothering him with a pillow while steadfastly refusing to take on the social anxiety burden of just getting up and leaving. Highly recommended; I even included it in the afterword of one of my darker LW stories as a palate cleanser. Hell, everything he writes is great.And now here we are together in his bed. He's sound asleep, with his arm draped over my side. His hair, disheveled from sex, is sticking out every which way, and somehow it makes him look even more adorable. He looks so comfortable underneath that lush down comforter. He's utterly content, without a care in the world.
And he's snoring.
So. Fucking. Loudly.
In terms of the funniest book I've ever read? This one is very situational. I was visiting a friend in London 20-odd years ago, and she took me to the V&A. We ended up wandering around for a while, finally coming to a "Live in Victorian England" exhibit. There were a selection of children's books there with... very Victorian England ideas in them. That wasn't the funny bit, though.
One of them had used an old-fashioned typeface, the kind where the "s" looked like "f". The author regaled us with tales of "pretty dreffef," "lovely green graff under a blue fky," and, the thing that broke us, "whale fifheries." Because there's nothing that Victorian children need to know more about than whaling, especially with a font that reads like Sylvester the Cat.