JohnnyValentine
Deliciously Depraved
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This is strictly intended as a PRIVATE ADVERTISEMENT not an ongoing public thread. Please be RESPECTFUL by NOT POSTING REPLIES as they will interfere with continuity of dedicatory musical bumps. I am entirely capable of bumping it at a time of my own choosing with appropriate content. If my wishes are ignored, you will have shown bad manners and disrespect and I shall close it.
To male trolls: Understand the simple concept that this is my advertisement and none of your fucking business. I do not need moronic males offering advice on any matter. Do not be stupid douche-bags and try thinking with your brains not your pathetic pricks. Just write your own fucking advertisements instead of being fucking leeches attempting to take advantage of mine. It is rude to ruin the time, research and hard effort it took to create my original work.
To females: I am not your Entertainment Director. If looking for a witty male eager to supply you with a daily dose of hilarious laughter (women who assert the best approach for a male to gain their attention is to make them laugh only do so because they are deficient in their own ability to impart humour) please move on as I am a proponent of high culture and intellectual activities not a comedian (I can listen intently to Rossini's William Tell Overture without ever thinking of the Lone Ranger).
Cultured gentleman and academic seeking women who are intelligent; classy; highly sexed; with exceptionally large tits (loose, long, low-hanging, very saggy, stretch-marked, vein-lined, plus if hang to stomach, big plus if hang near cunt, bigger plus if swing between legs, extra plus if udders freely lactating); big thick nipples; vast widespread wrinkled areolas; well-developed natural cunt (huge, loose, fleshy cunt-lips, open slit, outsized meaty clitoris, very hairy like a real woman not bald like a baby). Must use Skype.
You outwardly appear as a prim, proper, prudish, upper-class woman but secretly have inner needs to act like a low-class slut and do the kind of unladylike things listed below which nice girls would never do:
Dirty Talk: Love talking like a vulgar whore and being talked back to in a filthy manner.
Name Calling: Turned-on by calling yourself offensive names and by being called degrading names with no limits. (Note: If the word "cunt" offends you, then we are not suited.)
Chronic Masturbation: I love to play with myself all the time and watch women pleasuring themselves. You should be addicted (many times a day) and enjoy being watched while masturbation; guided masturbation (how to touch yourself, creative insertions); mutual masturbation; asking each other masturbation questions; masturbating to explicit images of women and men.
Public Exhibitionism: Aroused by undressing seductively in view of spying neighbours when at home or of strangers in secluded places; posing lewdly for them; exposing shamelessly your tits, spread legs and wide-open, wet cunt to give them long uninterrupted looks; playing with all your body to get them masturbating which increases your excitement.
Narcissistic Exhibitionism: Love to worship your own body; conceitedly play with it facing full-length mirrors; kiss yourself in them; rub your tits against them; fuck yourself to the reflections; have your physical attributes praised with dirty talk and masturbation.
Female Fixation: Have fetish for huge, low-hanging tits; immense, widespread areolas; big, long nipples; large, fleshy, hairy cunts. Get-off by looking at them; talking dirty about them; masturbating to them; making comparisons.
Bonus for English lady with posh accent or Southern United States lady with sweet drawl who enjoy talking like slutty cheap trash.
To comply with Forum Rules, personal contact information can only be disclosed via Private Messages. To apply, send message with Skype name and include age range; marital status; physical description. Must be able to converse with proper spelling, grammar and punctuation (no text speak). Serious applicants only.
Thanks to women for reading my advertisement.
(A kiss to build a masturbatory dream on.)
To male trolls: Understand the simple concept that this is my advertisement and none of your fucking business. I do not need moronic males offering advice on any matter. Do not be stupid douche-bags and try thinking with your brains not your pathetic pricks. Just write your own fucking advertisements instead of being fucking leeches attempting to take advantage of mine. It is rude to ruin the time, research and hard effort it took to create my original work.
To females: I am not your Entertainment Director. If looking for a witty male eager to supply you with a daily dose of hilarious laughter (women who assert the best approach for a male to gain their attention is to make them laugh only do so because they are deficient in their own ability to impart humour) please move on as I am a proponent of high culture and intellectual activities not a comedian (I can listen intently to Rossini's William Tell Overture without ever thinking of the Lone Ranger).
Cultured gentleman and academic seeking women who are intelligent; classy; highly sexed; with exceptionally large tits (loose, long, low-hanging, very saggy, stretch-marked, vein-lined, plus if hang to stomach, big plus if hang near cunt, bigger plus if swing between legs, extra plus if udders freely lactating); big thick nipples; vast widespread wrinkled areolas; well-developed natural cunt (huge, loose, fleshy cunt-lips, open slit, outsized meaty clitoris, very hairy like a real woman not bald like a baby). Must use Skype.
You outwardly appear as a prim, proper, prudish, upper-class woman but secretly have inner needs to act like a low-class slut and do the kind of unladylike things listed below which nice girls would never do:
Dirty Talk: Love talking like a vulgar whore and being talked back to in a filthy manner.
Name Calling: Turned-on by calling yourself offensive names and by being called degrading names with no limits. (Note: If the word "cunt" offends you, then we are not suited.)
Chronic Masturbation: I love to play with myself all the time and watch women pleasuring themselves. You should be addicted (many times a day) and enjoy being watched while masturbation; guided masturbation (how to touch yourself, creative insertions); mutual masturbation; asking each other masturbation questions; masturbating to explicit images of women and men.
Public Exhibitionism: Aroused by undressing seductively in view of spying neighbours when at home or of strangers in secluded places; posing lewdly for them; exposing shamelessly your tits, spread legs and wide-open, wet cunt to give them long uninterrupted looks; playing with all your body to get them masturbating which increases your excitement.
Narcissistic Exhibitionism: Love to worship your own body; conceitedly play with it facing full-length mirrors; kiss yourself in them; rub your tits against them; fuck yourself to the reflections; have your physical attributes praised with dirty talk and masturbation.
Female Fixation: Have fetish for huge, low-hanging tits; immense, widespread areolas; big, long nipples; large, fleshy, hairy cunts. Get-off by looking at them; talking dirty about them; masturbating to them; making comparisons.
Bonus for English lady with posh accent or Southern United States lady with sweet drawl who enjoy talking like slutty cheap trash.
To comply with Forum Rules, personal contact information can only be disclosed via Private Messages. To apply, send message with Skype name and include age range; marital status; physical description. Must be able to converse with proper spelling, grammar and punctuation (no text speak). Serious applicants only.
Thanks to women for reading my advertisement.
(A kiss to build a masturbatory dream on.)
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