BurningMonkey
TheMan In TheMirror
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- Jan 21, 2014
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Pardon me while I toss off....
It was that exciting for you?
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Pardon me while I toss off....
Was that exciting for you?
Umami, uh...yes.
You are clearly a woman I'd like to taste
Well, don't let a little thing like being on a subway stop you...
I can't just whip it out here and start stroking.....maybe when the police take me to the station....
Ah I'm, in trouble again?
Oh, can I ask you? Aren't hand-jobs wonderful?
Oh, you brought handcuff's? Aren't handcuffs wonderful?
You seem particularly sluggish this morning....
I told you the monkey wasn't trained..
We're tired of making excuses for the stench of burning hair
I can't help it...she just makes me hoot.
Oh I've determined the proper stimulation today!
They're vaginas? I didn't know.
Can you spare some literature on the subject?
Certainly. I'll PM you some websites you should not visit if you value your computer.
Does anyone know how to get rid of BurningMonkey's malodor?
Hey! I said wait until AFTER I take my shower this morning!
Sorry for frowning like that, I was just testing the eyebrow pencil you got me for xmas.
Hey, no need to cook dinner, you look divine
But, I'm dirty!
Oh I know that! In fact I count that high
Me, too! That's why I go bare foot...67, 68...
Explain to me again about position 67 - it just sounds wrong to me....