Dude....do you guys know how hard it is to find a picture of a normal nutsack?

[SilvaTungDevil]

It's fucking incredibly difficult! Give her a shot! It's like every scrotum that has ever been photographed has some weird deformity!

I'm thinking of starting a modeling agency for normal looking balls!

Please apply within!

 

[Lancecastor]

Holy shit!

I googled "normal scrotum" ....you DO NOT want to look at the Image Results.

 

[spanky5147]

mine

Considering mine has 4 rings in it, I guess that's not normal, huh.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Lancecastor]

You two are not fooling anyone, by the way.

I'm not searching. I'm. Not.

Ruby , don't take your love to town....seriously.

Unless you're into pustules n shit.

 

[lovecraft68]

Holy shit!

I googled "normal scrotum" ....you DO NOT want to look at the Image Results.

The good news is it makes me feel better about my own....

 

[Pookie]

It's fucking incredibly difficult! Give her a shot! It's like every scrotum that has ever been photographed has some weird deformity!

I'm thinking of starting a modeling agency for normal looking balls!

Please apply within!

STD!!! I've been needing me some STD!!!



*makes appointment with clinic for shots*

 

[Laurel]

This is my favorite thread title ever.

 

[evesdream]

What is the balls standard anyhow and who gets to set it?

 

[KUJACK]

It's fucking incredibly difficult! Give her a shot! It's like every scrotum that has ever been photographed has some weird deformity!

I'm thinking of starting a modeling agency for normal looking balls!

Please apply within!

See my profile pic, nice nuts for a 66 yr old

 

[evesdream]

Whitney Cummings BALLS
Nothing more needs to be said.

 

[Saint Peter]

That thing hanging on a roosters chin!

 

[evesdream]

That thing hanging on a roosters chin!

Ball ironing. It's a thing now.

 

[Liar]

20 seconds on GIS, bitches.

 

[neci]

balls are like breasts, there is no simple standard. you have tight balls attached to big cocks, big, saggy balls attached to little tiny cocks. some balls hang left and some right. most vary on the level of arousal from a bit droopy to swollen and hard. if you were to line up 20 naked men and only let their balls peak through the curtain, no two balls would be the same. i am now wondering what a normalized picture of the balls would look like. but then there is age to factor in. i am going to stop writing about balls and will go look for some now.

 

[Ipickmynose4u]

mine could be smaller then your normal title but their biggr than big in spirit. sorry its not a full picture but i coulnt bend over enouf for a good selfie.

 

[marshalt]

This is my favorite thread title ever.

So you're a fan of goofy looking nuts?

Someone's getting a PM...

 

[neci]

mine could be smaller then your normal title but their biggr than big in spirit. sorry its not a full picture but i coulnt bend over enouf for a good selfie.

i am afraid the highlight of this photograph is the asshole, not the balls. please try again.

 

[1HF]

I don't mind body hair but holy fuck. Manscaping. Please.

 

[Liar]

sorry its not a full picture but i coulnt bend over enouf for a good selfie.

This is why God invented the selfie stick.

 

[marshalt]

It fucking winked at me...

 

[eyer]

i am afraid the highlight of this photograph is the asshole, not the balls. please try again.

Whats wrong with his butthole?

 

[neci]

Whats wrong with his butthole?

are you a fucking idiot?

this thread is about pictures of nutsacks, not pictures of buttholes. there is only half a nutsack in that photograph. if i were looking for a thread on pictures of buttholes, i would start a thread titled, "hey ojo, come post your brown eye here."

 

[Never]

 

[parodyluvr75]

I was going to say message Neci, but she's on it.