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You two. Nuts. I tell you.
(*snort* I you, woman.)
LOL! *snort*???? I both of ya! Story time with beverages? Don't we just call that...wait for it....
Cock-Tale Hour?
Oh good, the really dirty minded one is here.
MOI??? *bats eyelashes innocently*
Try not to be so predictable.
Fine..
The guys in the white coats told me my free time was up anyway, so I'll see y'all later..
You little instigator! Don't make me get the laser pointer out for you to chase around again!Oh! Oh! Do it again!
*clapping and bouncing *
*I squint my eyes at the man who sits mocking me from across the room, and I slowly peel off the wife beater I've barely been wearing, and never breaking my gaze, I lick my thumbs and index fingers and methodically begin pinching my nipples and pulling on the rings, deliberately getting rougher by the moment.
Careful, I might pass out from excitement. I'm weak you know.
(And a real life note, what's up with the rest of this forum? It's fucking sausage fest out there. Did some overly anxious newb or group of newbs run off all of the wimmens?)
Hi everyone!!! I'm back in the bunker after a trip away. If you feel the need to check me for bites, I'll be in my shower....
Careful, I might pass out from excitement. I'm weak you know.
(And a real life note, what's up with the rest of this forum? It's fucking sausage fest out there. Did some overly anxious newb or group of newbs run off all of the wimmens?)
Don't forget the BeachHead thread...or, as I like to call it the "Pathetic Attempt to Draw GBers to the Playground to Soil Our Land of Milk and Honey" thread....I 'warned' ya. Now you behave yourself or I'll move closer, turn my back on you and then bend over and grab my ankles. I was saving that for FMHeels Friday but if you don't behave I have no alternative but to raise your blood pressure...
The past month or so there has been a influx of n00bs. Bumping old threads, asking the same "how do I get an avatar" questions, and a couple of real douchebag trolls. I am hoping that the longer days will bring back some of the true Playgrounders...some familiar names have been reappearing since Spring Break.
Don't forget the BeachHead thread...or, as I like to call it the "Pathetic Attempt to Draw GBers to the Playground to Soil Our Land of Milk and Honey" thread....
Ok, well, "no" perhaps there is an air of genuine *waves hand* "whatever" going on over there... but, I got off to a wrong start with them to begin with. They are all about "snark" and politics... and snark..*wrinkles nose* Is THAT what that's all about? I never peeked at it, but I had a bad feeling...
You have been away for a while if you've forgotten that we have a co-ed shower. Lots of space in there for washing multiple bodies, inspecting each other for bites, and scrubbing each others' backs.
So, my blood pressure doesn't need it..