Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[coachdb18]

how the hell do you expect us NOT to ask about this one ?? hehe
There has to be a good story behind this one

I'm gonna go with a guess here, it was in the back row of a big lecture hall, and the professor at the front of the room had to go home and hammer one out HARD

 

[SweetiePieBabygirl]

In my ex's truck while going down the highway. He had me plug in my magic wand and cum at least 3 times on the way to a party. A very fun night! And got some looks from 18 wheeler drivers... lol!

 

[Tractorman1066]

In my ex's truck while going down the highway. He had me plug in my magic wand and cum at least 3 times on the way to a party. A very fun night! And got some looks from 18 wheeler drivers... lol!

I am remembering a very timely Smokey and the Bandit quote right now about loving being a trucker.

 

[Que]

At work with a lady watching. She was so wet between her legs.

Harvey?? Louis?

I feel fairly certain this poster is some major. Celebrity

 

[Leigh81]

I wonder if anyone has in a mental institution??
Now that would be.......crazy

L

 

[NeonKnickers]

highly probable, it seems.

Harvey?? Louis?

I feel fairly certain this poster is some major. Celebrity

 

[NeonKnickers]

Oh!

And when I'm at the lake, I like dusk swims for this very reason. The veil of night time, no one around and the element of secrecy. (Sorry, fishies.)

 

[Stacysmith287]

Hi

school toilets lol that's 14 year old girls for you

 

[Irwin34]

school toilets lol that's 14 year old girls for you

School classroom in the middle of class and in the sick bay that's 15 year old boys for you.

 

[crashD]

old hotel slow elevator...

crazy 14 year old boy...

 

[luvadare]

old hotel slow elevator...

crazy 14 year old boy...

Yeah um...the list of where I haven’t might be shorter...seriously!

 

[Stacysmith287]

Hi

School classroom in the middle of class and in the sick bay that's 15 year old boys for you.

Think we could tell some storys about our teens lol

 

[crashD]

Think we could tell some storys about our teens lol

please do - with illustrations...

 

[2469stvstein]

a couple

Dad was with his girlfriend in her room I lied back on the couch and shot a big load. ~age 14.

pulled off the side of the road and shot a load masturbating to the thought of MIL tits. Was dark on a country road going to PU my kid from soccer practice. had to pull over to get the load out. (1week ago)

 

[Okakuy88]

Stepped out of sunday school class and 'bated in the church sanctuary age 15.
In a storage room at the office.... last month

 

[PG13]

In the bathroom during the bar exam

 

[mrdiscreetshh]

This thread made me think real hard as to all the crazy places I had to rub one out:

At the Mall.
Bathroom's of all the places I worked, for sure.
Car, while driving.
At the in-laws house in their bathroom.
At a lake. (teenage years)
Couple seas in Europe and Asia.
Bathrooms of various family party, dinners.
With a guy friend in a private sauna where I lived at probably when I was 14.
and maybe it's a common one, but in all airplane bathroom's I have been in.

 

[jenni_bean]

Probably the back seat of the car with my parents in front.

 

[capri31]

Parent's bed

 

[mnbreastluver]

Off a wooded trail by my house. Watching a couple go at it undetected.

 

[Gabriel1664]

So many

I can't choose.

 

[blackstallion21]

Loving It...

Loving all of the new posts, especially recantations of childhood and the crazy things we all have done...

I'm sure there are more! I love seeing my thread close to the top of the first page, it means your brains are cranking hard thinking about the times you have touched yourselves!

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

Too many teen stories

 

[mrspank30]

Airplane bathroom.

 

[HiddenKelly]

Airplane bathroom.

Me too! My most recent time was just two days ago. Helps make the trip go faster!