I feel so,
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You don't know her history.
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Garnate
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Did your wife cheat on you because you're such an asshole? Or do you not know how much of an asshole you are....?
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The fact that he said, "Once that happens it is divorce time" makes me think he's also very good at telling people when nap time and snack time happen. Possibly he is also good at TELLING ACTUAL TIME.
Waitasecond. Is this a KS alt?!
There's this younger guy at my gym who I really look forward to seeing every time I go. I actually plan on going to the gym at times when he's usually around. If I go and don't see him at all, I kind of come away bummed.
Last night he invited me to watch a basketball game on Sunday with his friends. I just laughed it off telling him how weird it would be to have some random late 30s, married chick watching a game at a bar with a bunch of his college-aged friends.
Did I mention the guy is Henry Cavill-level super hot? My husband would be completely jealous if he knew how often I pleasured myself thinking about him. I later thought about how fun it would be to take him up on his offer, but ultimately I reasoned there was no need to invite the temptation (even though I love bars and watching college basketball).
Reads like potentially perfect roommates...
...sharing the crotch rot and other communicable diseases.
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Did you read his post about how bad a woman smelled after she'd given birth? He was a jackass in that story and he's still a jackass. Shocking that they divorced.
AYFKM? WTF?
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GNK, BHTAD!
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Mischka
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Yes, because women who enjoy sex have rotten crotches. No wonder you can't get laid.
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Oh that was him?? I had blocked that out of my head BECAUSE TWATSICLE.
I suppose I had also blocked out his username BECAUSE TWATSICLE.
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It all makes sense now!
Oh, his stupidity was burned into my brain. I knew before reading his post here that it would be epically ridiculous.
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Okay seriously, am I the only one who had to google Henry Cavill?
Okay seriously, am I the only one who had to google Henry Cavill?
No, I googled him too. But that's just because I already know who he is.
Okay seriously, am I the only one who had to google Henry Cavill?
Shit, even I know who Henry Cavill is. I had to hear about how hot he is from someone I was involved with several years ago. I don't think he's so fucking hot.
JohnnySavage
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But can he start a fire with two sticks?
Eh. I don't want to hear about it.
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No, I googled him too. But that's just because I already know who he is.
No, you WANT to "google him."
teeheehee, I kill myself sometimes! 
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Bwahahaha - of course you don't think he's hot if you had to hear about it from someone you were fucking.
That's the classic male reaction.
"Well he's not that hot anyway"
Hate to tell you, but you really aren't the one whose opinion matters here.
Edit: I had to google him too, and while he is actually not really my type he is still objectively fucking hot.
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Spoken like a woman.
