Bored? Stick a dolphin up your cooch!

[thør]

i just told him that with these kinds of toys one doesnt need a partner

Keeps life simple!

 

[adrina]

Just bought the Womanizer Pro 40. On sale and with a discount applied for $100. Ha.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

So, sex toys have funny names. I think the cutesy-wootsy ones are the best, the ones that go along the lines of "Bunny-Rabbit Butterfly Sparkle Fucker." Those are a little too adorable for me. When I want to get off, I don't feel like employing the help of various woodland creatures.

Give me something with power, like "Atomic Pussy Grenade." You know that would get the job done.

Got any toys? What are they called? I went for the moderately named "bullet" and I've got no complaints, but I keep wanting to make machine gun noises while I'm using it, but it's sort of something you forget in the throes of passion.

p.s. sorry if this has already been discussed, but I'm new here, and I was getting bored of the first page being inundated with like, gay-bashing threads. Anyways, DILDOS!

Did ya know http://wncx.cbslocal.com/2013/08/21...y-dan-find-exotic-inspiration-in-naked-lunch/

 

[Libsam]

This fucking womanizer better be good.

 

[jomar]

Huh, where’d Phelia go? She's a hoot.

Hope she wasn’t hospitalized for cooch overstimulation disorder.